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Man Logic............Yes .................Men can be logical................Can't they?

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.....................................................Man Logic

Woman. Do you drink beer?

Man

Yes

Woman. How many beers a day?

Man

Usually 3

Woman How much do you pay per beer?

Man

5 dollars which includes tip

(This is where it gets a bit scary)

Woman How long have you been drinking?

Man

About 20years

So a beer cost 5 dollars three times a day, puts your spending at around 450.00

dollars a month, in a year 5400.00 approx. dollars, Am I correct?

Man

Correct

Woman

In 1 year you spend 5400.00 ignoring inflation, the past 20 years your spending

is 108.000 dollars, Correct?

Man

Correct

Woman

You know that if you didn't drink the beer your money could have been in an interest savings account, including all the interest for the past twenty years you

could have bought a Ferrari

Man

Do you drink beer?

Woman

No

Man

Where's your Ferrari?..........................

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Clever thinking, King. Love Annieseedx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Pure logic annieseed xxx

Loved it xxx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Logical thinking Wendells XXX

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appyalison

You've got a point king. :-) Alison

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to appyalison

Definite logic Alison xxx

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twostep

ha-ha yes good one. Like my carlsberg export.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to twostep

That is 'head banging' logic,is that drink!.

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johnwr

If the lady had bought the Ferrari, she would have quickly found out that keeping the thing running and on the road would be far more expensive than drinking beer. Could even have driven her to drink!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to johnwr

Women have no logic in life johnwr

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Toci

Perhaps she spent it all more wisely - on handbags and shoes! x

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to Toci

That's a woman's logic

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undine in reply to Toci

Well said Toci xx

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happygrin

Well mine's in the garage until the weekend.

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