..........................................You don't have to believe all this
MEN ARE LIKE
........Coffee,the best ones are rich,warm and can keep you up all night long
MEN ARE LIKE
........ Commercials,you can't believe a word they say.
MEN ARE LIKE
........Computers,hard to figure out and never have enough memory
MEN ARE LIKE
.........Coolers,load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
MEN ARE LIKE
........Copiers , you need them for reproduction,but that's about it.
MEN ARE LIKE
.........Curling irons,they're always hot and in your hair.
MEN ARE LIKE
........Cement,after getting laid they take a long time to gey hard.
MEN ARE LIKE
.........Government Bonds,they take so long to mature.
MEN ARE LIKE
........High Heels,they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
MEN ARE LIKE.
.........Horoscopes,they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
MEN ARE LIKE
........Lava Lamps,fun to look at but not all that bright.
MEN ARE LIKE
.........Mascara,they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
MEN ARE LIKE
........Popcorn,they satisfy you but only for a little while.
MEN ARE LIKE
.........Place mats ,they only show up when there's food on the table.
MEN ARE LIKE
........Used cars,both are easy-to-get,cheap and unreliable.
MEN ARE LIKE
.........Bank machines,once they withdraw they lose interest.
MEN ARE LIKE
........Bananas ,the older they get ,the less firm they are.
MEN ARE LIKE
.........Newborn babies,they're cute at first,
but pretty soon you get tired of clearing up their c***
MEN ARE LIKE
........Crystal.some look real good,but you can still see right through them.
Richard
BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP
MEN ARE LIKE
.........Woman ,they both like going to Breathe Easy.
Go along to join or phone BLF Helpline 03000 030 555 for details Mon-Fri 10am-6pm.
