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Hi Healthunlockders One for the girls,it might upset the boys

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Men are like linoleum floors.

Lay,em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.

Richard Cornish

BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP

Walk over to your local BE group,join up.

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elian

Ooooooooooh !! As if ................ ;)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toelian

Oh yes elian,very true!!!!!

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libby7827

You're a very naughty boy, but I like you! I wondered what I'd been doing wrong - too late now! Ha ha ha! Libby

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tolibby7827

You didn't lay carpet did you.Soft touch?

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libbygood

I've been walking over my linoleum forty years next November and he's still wearing well

Lib x

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tolibbygood

At least you have not changed your linoleum for soft carpet !!!!!!

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hamletv

Shouldn't that be women?

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tohamletv

All girls to me,I never did grow up

:D

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You might well smile!

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Ozzygirl64

Hubby got rid of lino for wood floors lol xxxxx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toOzzygirl64

Easier to lay! and last longer

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Ozzygirl64 in reply toKingoftheCocktails

True, but now he needs to replace the lounge floor due to alterations being made lol xxxxx

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