On the twelfth day of Christmas, my respiratory consultant prescribed to me Twelve prednisolone tablets (which are fattening) Eleven different tablets (that aren’t working) Ten litres of oxygen for breathing Nine hours in A&E waiting Eight back to back nebs Seven days off sick Six failed attempts at blood gases
Five mg Salbutamol nebs Four Xolair injections
(Best of Three) Peak Flows Two crap lungs And an Aminophylline IV!