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Time to laugh!

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Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?????

Because it soots him!

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Where does bad light go?

Prism..

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isn't it great to laugh?

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That's great rockster321 :) Enjoy your day!

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Thanks for the laughs 😅💖 needed them

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No problem. Are you okay? If you need message me!

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❤ worried about "silly things"... Husband's work party tomorrow night, it's all upper management people (he works at a bank, local one).So nervous about that.... most of the people are nice, but it feels like I don't belong.... I'll message you soon, promise.

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No hurry just want you to know I'm here for you my friend!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, I love silly jokes! That was so great!

What is the difference between a regular alphabet and a bible alphabet?

There is Noel.

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:) x

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Well, hello Agora1!

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Oh, heavens You have me laughing out loud. Tink, you are a mess. You're in Virginia I believe, so you know that in the South, "a mess" is a compliment with a smile attached. Now here's my ignorance: is there such a thing as a "Bible alphabet'?

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In Old rite Russian Orthodox there sure is!

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Is that like a Hebrew or Greek alphabet? Wow learn something new everyday anxiety_59.

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Actually it's Slavonic!

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Cool!

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Thank you. There's one piece of ignorance corrected.

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No. Haha. I actually heard that and some more at my grandson pageant. I just only remember one. Being a mess is a good thing. I’m a country southern girl. I live sweet tea and waving at everyone. It’s all good. Oh, just hit me,

How does a sheep greet people at Christmas?

Fleece Navidad.

I need to ask my grandson. This brain is not as sharp as it used to be. I’m so forgetful.

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Oh, no Tink....going to pass that one along. lol

Maybe it should be how do Hispanic sheep greet people at Christmas, on second thought maybe that's not politically correct. sigh.

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Or what do you say to the sheep on Christmas. My memory is awful.

Keep them coming! When I see my grandson he loves little jokes. We look them up online and tell each other. He’s 7 so it also helps him with his reading. I want some new jokes to reel him! You are so cheerful and positive! Thank you!

No problem. I would love to get more positive energy going here!

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Me too anxiety_59, it's been a very stressful day on the forum.

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There's definitely been issues today. Tonight hopefully will be calmer.

I'm going to choose positive and say it will be!

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Yay! It’s going to be good tonight!

I’m literally sitting here and my husband surprised me by bring my grandson home with him! So here goes...

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It’s Christmas Eve. Get it? Eve. Lol

I read that one today. Good one!!!!!!!!!!!!

What if there were 3 wise women instead of 3 wise men?

They would have asked directions, got there on time, made a casserole, helped deliver the baby and brought practical gifts.

I was having dinner with my grandson age 7 just now and he told me that. I had to share.

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Love it Tinkerbell Thank your grandson, great joke :) xx

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