Some of you will know that last September I had a pacemaker installed. At the time of my six week checkup the centre told me that I would have a bedside monitor box that would read my PM and relay any problems to the clinic but that they were out of stock. When I was chatting to my EP recently I mentioned I still hadn't received it so he asked me to ring the clinic and chase.
Of course BobD sorry about that you slipped through the cracks. I'll send it out tonight.
Well it arrived on Friday (left in my porch with several other parcels) but with family down over the weekend it was yesterday evening before I opened the box and looked at it. Well honestly there was a lot of paperwork, several books of instructions and a "quick start" guide but I suspect they were written in Sanscrit for all it meant to me. What I could read was an 0800 help line number so this smorning I rang it. " Your call is important to use but all our operators are busy right now, please leave a message and we will call you back. Right. I didn't. Ten minutes later my mobile rang with an unknown number and fully expecting a spam call I answered brusquely only to find it was the help centre calling me back.
Full marks for an operator that spoke English and double for a kind young lady (am I allowed to say that?) who stayed on the line and spent the next twenty minutes calming talking me through the system as it tried to find a digital network to link to ( us country bumpkins you know), finally found a signal, "please hold the machine in your lap now" while it verified that I do have a heart unlike the Tin Man) and after lots of flashing lights, bleeps and such like from my machine she triumphantly told me yes you do have a heart and its still working. After reassurances that I can unplug it now and move it from the window without loosing all the hard won data to plug it in next to my bed I thanked her profusely and we parted. What an amazing experience. Well done St Jude Healthcare/ Merlin Monitoring. You have refreshed my belief in people.