Why is having sex with a guy on Lupron like a snow storm?
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
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Lmao how fkn true ty....needed that
Sex? What’s that ? Congrats ! Most of us live vicariously through out your sexy 3-4 times a week . I had a new type of sex four years ago after two yrs with a foley and tubes . She didn’t like it That’s that . History baby? You are fortunate dear Sir! Keep tha love going❤️❤️❤️👏👏👏🥳🥳🎄🏋🏽♂️
Kaliber• in reply to
I took this info down, too much of my personal life exposed and too much Debbie downer too. It does ,however , show a different take on having cancer / caregiving and how that can go sideways unexpectedly. She’s probably seeing the end of “ us “ at hand and is reaching out to stabilize her own future. Might be a little lust in the mix too yayahahahaya. Sure wish she could have waited tho …. Ah well there it is and that’s that.
💪💪💪❤️❤️❤️🐕🦺
• in reply toKaliber
Give it some time? Ive got stories . I got married like this . First time at 53. I was a roving hound dog up until then . Now I’m a Unich put out to pasture. I guess it beats the Guillotine ?? We dodge the swinging pendulum for
As long as we can. It’s not like we hadn’t lived a full life prior to this ol man’s disease. I had fun. I know some of your brilliant story . Your a one in million dude. Luv ya man . 😎❤️
Kaliber• in reply to
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First thing I did was to have a bilateral Orchiectomy. Fastest 10 pound weight loss I ever had.
The pathologist checking my testicles for any signs of cancer wrote on his report, "I can definitively confirm that 10 pounds of balls do fit in a 5 pound sack."
Bragger … yayahahahaya
I’ve got 10 pounds down there too ….all loose skin 😵💫😵💫❤️❤️❤️
• in reply toaddicted2cycling
Hahaha😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 That’s unique! Or be a unich like me. Mine were tiny and painful from adt . Se la ve family jewels. 😳
addicted2cycling• in reply to
My bicycling friends were so impressed with my cycling strengths that when I mentioned I was having *THE BOYS REMOVED* they said to have the Dr. put them in a container so I could list them on eBay for $5,000.00 each.
• in reply toaddicted2cycling
Those friends love you. Almost every guy friend I told cringed in horror.😳
Ebay won’t let you sell human body parts on their site ….
I know, I’ve tried 😂😂😂😂😂
Funny …. Good one ❤️❤️❤️
Well, as a younger guy, the storm forecast was sometimes very predictable: coming too soon, and not lasting long enough.
One thing seems for sure, for us castrate guys: even if it ends up being a hard winter, we ain't gettin' much of the white stuff at all. It's going to be a dry one.
At 70, who cares for sex, rather live longer.
Answers are no-brainers. "Coming" where? 2 to 3 inches if you're lucky! And "how long will" WHAT last?
Warning: PC will cause weight gain to your lover. They are just not burning off the calories like they use to .
Man, I sure miss sex. I was such a horndog. A true curse of this fucking cancer.
Before I was dx with APCa I use to be sexually frustrated as my wife had lost her libido due to menapause. Now I have no libido either due to ADT and Radiotherapy - now we are both happy as a couple of clams. Every cloud has a silver lining, cheers DD 😎
Kissing infront of a mural in outback regional NSW, Australia.
It is mind over matter... And if you don't mind, then it doesn't matter!
Sex... Yeah, I remember that well, have even read about it... Was not happening before even this diagnosis, so the drugs, well the drugs... they now just take the edge off (of the insatiable need), lol.
Shrinkage be damned!!!
And the mind is a terrible thing to waste!
Buy a sports car and drive it like you stole it. Much more satisfying than sex any day.
Can't afford that... but I guess if instead of buying a sports car I just stole a sports car, that would make it that much easier to drive it like I stole it.
• in reply tonoahware
Drive it like you stole it! Save us the video please? 👏🏼👏🏼😂
I stole this one out of my driveway
Ruby
Cool! Like yours!
Mine, for putting around.
• in reply towilcoxsaw
Haha😂
Love it! Living on memories for the past 15 years. But I am 80 years old and still upright.
Ditto for me. Bought a brand new MX-5 back in 2015 after my prostatectomy and started ADT. Cool car and the ladies really like it. The older ladies seem to relax once they know you’re a eunuch and also they know you’re more useful in the kitchen and for cleaning the house. My uro once asked me how I was. I said that my testicles had pretty much disappeared and then he asked me where they went. I said that I was hoping he could tell me. Some days the old penis acts like a turtle head and disappears. Hey, but I’m good in the kitchen.
• in reply toMGBman
Haha😂😂👏🏼👏🏼
After my testosterone hit non-detect levels I thought my sex life was over, but I was wrong! I’m 66 and my wife and I are going at it like we are kids again (5 nights so far this week – YAY!). My chubby can’t hold a bath towel anymore, but there are lots of other fun ways to please her, which in turn pleases me immensely.
I keep watching all the sexual function after prostate cancer videos (thanks Darryl), but if anybody has tips for an old guy on Zytiga and Lupron, please message me. I don't want this to end any sooner than it absolutely has to.
How long have you been on Lupron Carlos?
Started Lupron 13 months ago. My feeling is that I am going to enjoy everything I can - while I can. I'm taking care of my health with diet, walking and weightlifting, and that has enabled me to enjoy my wife despite the ADT.
Good to know that you are 10 months ahead of me on Lupron and still sexually active , gives me a great roadmap to follow. Carry on, Dude!
You are the man Carlos, don’t think you need any help. Use it or lose it is my mantra. It is all about pleasure with someone you are deeply attracted to.I have always been a rule breaker, don’t see that changing on ADT.
I'm still laughing at a comment from one of our Warriors on this subject on another site..when it came to sex he said all he had left was a "Skin Tag" that leaks..lol
Sometime the storm never arrives
Haha, brilliant!!! 🤣
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.....
Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.
j-o-h-n Saturday 12/11/2021 11:56 PM EST
Anyone have any tips for a younger guy? I’m grateful that my treatment (ADT + RT) has dropped my PSA from 33+ to <0.4. The end of the “snow storm” and general lack of libido has thrown me for a loop. I’ll feel attraction but I don’t get any of the drive going anymore.
Unfortunately I didn’t have a gf/so before I got diagnosed, and have been hella anxious when I have tried dating. So it’s been kind of touchy journey although friends have been very helpful.
What/Where are the sex function after PCa videos someone referred to earlier?
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