We could all use a few laughs. I like to tell jokes; please contribute!
True story:
While visiting old friends, the men were talking about wood splitters while the women compared notes on gardening. Eventually the women came to us as we were standing in front of my friend's wood splitter and asked us what we had decided.
I told them "We agree that Harry's ram is a bit longer and thicker than mine.
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But that's only because of the Lupron."
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Just before Christmas I had a fall and the Paramedics were called. They carried out a full review of my health and medications.
The male one was inserting a cannula and said "Just a little prick" and I replied "That's not a nice comment to a guy on Zoladex". To cap this the little female one who was in charge said " i didn't know he had such good eyesight!"
.....and here's where you get me into trouble....lol A little reverse, but speaks to the hormones and treatments that come with the territory.
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone for her.
She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing.
She said, “Doctor, the hormones you’ve been giving me have really helped, but I’m afraid that you’ve given me too much. I’ve started growing hair in places that I’ve never grown hair before”.
The doctor reassured her, “A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has the hair appeared that you’re concerned with”?
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