We could all use a few laughs. I like to tell jokes; please contribute!
While visiting old friends, the men were talking about wood splitters while the women compared notes on gardening. Eventually the women came to us as we were standing in front of my friend's wood splitter and asked us what we had decided.
I told them "We agree that Harry's ram is a bit longer and thicker than mine.
But that's only because of the Lupron."