I've been wanting to return to college and finish my bachelor's degree for many years. I haven't been able to afford it, and can't get federal student loans because I maxed them out before (and haven't been able to afford to repay them).
So, I was talking to my 30 year old daughter the other day (who started back to college recently).
I was searching yet again through scholarships. I'm a white male who graduated from high school in the 1990s. All the scholarships that I was finding were for recent highschool graduates, women or people of certain racial minority groups. I think it's great that those exist to help people to meet those criteria, but I just wasn't finding any that I qualify to apply for.
So, then I got Google's Gemini AI involved, and asked for some examples of scholarships that I would qualify for...
The very first one in the response was from AARP. It requires applicants to be at least 50 years old.
... dismayed again, I don't qualify, I'm only 49. Oh, wait, that means I'll qualify next year! 🤣
I've been procrastinating going back to school so long that I'll qualify AARP (the American Association of Retired People) before I can actually go back to school!
Maybe there's a bright side to turning 50 on my next birthday...I was just anticipating a barrage of "over the hill" jokes.
<Sigh> No response needed. I just had to post about this revelation somewhere.