:-) Read this for a good laugh ...

A group of genetic scientists post an ad in the local paper. It reads, "Individual wanted to mate with ape, $5000."

The next day a man telephones and agrees to the experiment on three simple conditions.

The scientists are all ears. "First," says the man, "my wife must never know. Second, the children must have a religious upbringing. And third, if I can pay in instalments, I'm definitely interested."