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A fox, a wolf and weasel go to a restaurant. The waitress comes over and asks what they would like to drink.

"Water" says the fox.

"Coffee" mutters the wolf.

And "Pop" goes the weasel.

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Anon-E-Mouse

LOL :D :D :D

Thanks for brightening up my day kalahuchi

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kalahuchi in reply toAnon-E-Mouse

Happy to oblige Mouse x

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stewieUK

Mrs S just heaved a sigh when I got to the punchline!

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kalahuchi in reply tostewieUK

Fantastic! A sigh or a groan is absolutely the correct response for such a terrible joke, but it really made me laugh and I just had to share it. x

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pollyp1Healthy BMI in reply tokalahuchi

I like joke's like that...

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kalahuchi in reply topollyp1

and I thought I was the only one !

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pollyp1Healthy BMI in reply tokalahuchi

Doesn't look like it!!

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muffintop67

Hahahaha - chuckling as I type this reply :)

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kalahuchi in reply tomuffintop67

Glad you enjoyed it x

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ZestHealthy BMI

Hi Kalahuchi,

Thanks, I loved that! :-)

Lowcal :-)

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kalahuchi in reply toZest

I did too. x

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morelessAdministrator7 stone

Hahahahahahahaha!!! :D :D :D

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kalahuchi in reply tomoreless

I'll have to do this more often x

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morelessAdministrator7 stone in reply tokalahuchi

Definitely!! :)

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Bu-dog

Hahaha!! Classic 😆

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kalahuchi in reply toBu-dog

Unfortunately there are plenty more where that came from x

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miopus in reply tokalahuchi

Please !1

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Bu-dog in reply tokalahuchi

Feel free to share 🤗

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Itsbab

Lol brill just what I needed 👍😊

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kalahuchi in reply toItsbab

Oh how lovely; I thought you'd all just groan x

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VickyDLM2 stone in reply tokalahuchi

I am definitely groaning ;), but I really needed the chuckle today. Thanks! :D

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