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OMG I just realised this is a gravity issue - if only we span a little faster I would weigh less.

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Good afternoon fellow earthlings

Well three weeks and Im back - it went like lightning to be fair, but then I think I was completely numb a few days.

A friend asked me if I drink too much whilst away - I had two answers

firstly I don't drink any more or for that matter any less, so I cant drink too much if its always the same and obviously adequate as I am nearly always drunk.

Secondly I cant remember the last time I drank - no really I cant remember it at all.

joking aside

I have come back feeling twice the man I was and not through enlightenment but through indulgence, I enjoyed myself but now is the time to reflect. (although I have covered the mirrors in my house - they are all faulty).

I shall give my very best as I have a family wedding to attend in 7 weeks and have to sort myself out by then ( I have cleverly left my suit at the tailors so I can attend and get it "made to measure" the week before on the basis that I will be attacked at least 6 times before the date by the many faced god).

we are dog people and could not bring ourselves to replace our two great Danes until now - we are collecting said pooch next week and I am looking forward to walks and play time, which I have missed for a couple of years.

I hope everyone is well and living the dream, I will post results of the diet and hopefully loses.

Alastair

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You never fail to make me smile with your tongue in cheek sense of humour! Pleased you had a good trip! I'm a dog person too, they break your heart when you lose them but life is not the same without one! 'A home without a dog is just a house'. Think of all those marvellous walks you can go on when your dog is ready to! Good luck with the diet.

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Claire2stone

Love your post Alistair 😂

You really need to sort out your mirrors as they will be needed again soon (positive thinking😉)

So happy to hear you are collecting your new pooch next week that will certainly keep you active 🐶🐕❤

Claire x

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