I'm up the 'Stupid Tree' again!

[AndrewT]

Dear Fellow 'Stupiders'......Everyone?,

My Mother just Dropped Me Off, at my home and, as she left I noticed some Fluid, coming from underneath the car. I gestured, to her, and she pulled up again.....Then, and only THEN, did I think 'Oh Yes The Air Conditioning Is ON🙃!!!!

Not only was UP THE SUPID TREE again, I had fallen and hit every branch going Down! Talk about Thick!

Can Anyone 'Beat' this, for sheer Dumbness? I 'Promise' that I Won't Laugh...any more than you just have!

I think I'll just turn into a Teapot.....If I can remember how.....

AndrewT

[Oldred]

Had a good day today, went upstairs and remembered why. I needed the bathroom!

[AndrewT in reply to Oldred]

Well Done Oldred! It's either that, or 'Wonder' why you feel...well, sort of..erm WET!

Where's my Manners?.....How ARE you, my friend, well I hope- I'm guessing NOT enjoying this hot, F..king HUMID, weather much. My Fan has been 'On' most of the time recently, though NOT, when I've been out- I have even had it On overnight. If I position the internal doors 'Right' I can even get an Air-Draft into the bedroom.

I'll tell you what that 'Stupid Tree' sometimes has some BIG Branches, they even cause you to Kick Over your Beer....Or is that just me? (Yes I did!)

Roll on other storm, preferably a BIG one.....clear this Bloomin' Air!

Thanks again, for your reply Oldred, warmest...Sorry...COOLEST Wishes to you, and your family.

AndrewT

[Oldred in reply to AndrewT]

I'm well put thanks. In Devon it's not been that hot and very wet days. The greyness is getting on my wick. It would be nice to have some sunny ☀️ days.

[AndrewT in reply to Oldred]

Dear Oldred,

You live in Devon, can I ask which part, only I used to go there regularly as a Child. We, as a family, got the know our Guest House owners quite well- WE even got to view the Colour 'Telly'- their Colour Telly!

I know Torquey and Torbay, a fair amount of Dartmoor and Oakhamstead (is that right?, my Spell Check doesn't 'Like' it), in fact 'quite a lot' really. We even had some, silly... erm...so and so, crash into us outside Widdicombe- On- The Moor- no one was hurt, just Mangled Metal. I have climbed, quite a few, Tors- though never 'Yes Tor', that I recall. Many VERY happy Memories, from Devon.

A 'Small' World, isn't it? (Actually it Isn't, it's a quarter of a Million Miles round, at the Thickest point) Anyway, I must away now, it's gone Midnight, and I'm going into Headway- my Day Centre- tomorrow....Sorry Today!

Very Best wishes, my 'Devonshire' friend.

AndrewT

[AndrewT in reply to AndrewT]

Okehampton....Looked it up!

[Oldred in reply to AndrewT]

I live in East Devon, near the coast at Sidmouth. Very select but manic busy in the summer.

[guineapignot]

Morning Andrew

Don’t know it beats it but it made a lot of people laugh.

Recently as I was preparing breakfast for one ( the Home Secretary was visiting our daughter and grandchildren in USA) and I was in the usual morning “ haze” ... when I heard “ Naga “ on breakfast tv day ....we have a fantastic guest this morning... probably one of the uks greatest singer/ songwriters of all time , Jeff Lynne, on the sofa with us inabout an hour... Superb ... one of my fav musicians ..ELO and of course the the travelling Wilbury.... and so I continued with breakfast prep and put programme on record for later....of course I forgot all about it ... as the days tasked etc took over but at supper time I saw the recorded breakfast programme and so I sat down to watch ... and enjoy... well the hair was the same length... the voice a lot higher... and he had transformed his body shape .... that’s because I was watching Jess Glynn...Ah well ....

Regards alan

[AndrewT in reply to guineapignot]

Dear guineapignot,

Back in the Seventies- yes I AM that old!😢 There was, the potential anyway, for confusion between Gilbert And Sullivan and Gilbert O' Sullivan.🙁 Not being 'Into' Opera, and I'm still not, I preferred O' Sullivan....though not by much!

Do you remember Peters & Lee? When Peters, who was blind, was asked if he would play a game of Golf. He replied that he would, 'With Black Balls, At midnight'!

Thank you, very much, for the Smile 😊 guineapignot i hope that have Reciprocated it.

Warmest Wishes

AndrewT

[guineapignot in reply to AndrewT]

AHHHH glorious days when mistakes were allowed ...and people did not take offence at the more innocent but humorous remarks..!!!

In fact if Only Fools and Horses and many other comedies were written they would be so completely different ...they would have to be !!!

Good luck and keep laughing !

regards

alan

[Thelmarina]

Don’t talk to me about coffee machines!!! Filled my cup with pale brown liquid as I hadn’t ejected old capsule, ejected new capsule because I thought it was the old one, got distracted and poured myself some hot water. Gave up and went out for a coffee....😱😱😱

[AndrewT in reply to Thelmarina]

LOVE it 😊😊

[Echoblue]

Yup, frequently have these scenarios. My latest was taking the green tops off the strawberries only to realise half way through that I was putting the leafy bits in the colander and chucking the strawberries in the bin! 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[AndrewT]

I THOUGHT that I only had ONE 'Stupid Tree'.....I've got a Copse! I showered, hair, teeth....everything. I then thoughly applied Sun Cream, to my head, arms and LEGS- I came into the Living Room, to see....The LONG Trousers, that I am wearing to the Church!🙉 I wouldn't mind...but the reason, for my 'Ironed' Trousers, is because I'm reading The Prayers today.....🤷‍♂️🙃.

I Love, your answer, Echoblue I did the same with the Peas.....Pods in the colander, peas in the bin....Hey Ho✔

Best Wishes

AndrewT