TIME, to Remember....

[AndrewT]

I Wrote 'A TIMELY REMINBER', in the Autumn, about putting The Clocks Back. This Reminder is to Put them FORWARD....Spring Forward...…

Yes the 'Nights will get Longer' and we can all 'Stay out' longer too. Time to find those Garden Chairs, that 'Rickety' Old Table and THOSE chairs again! (They, really SHOULD have been 'Disposed Of', after Great- Grandma died, twenty years before.... Did you ever, 'Find Out', what that Stain really was?- perhaps best NOT to!)

A 'Silly Joke', to start you all off....A Vulture goes to, get on a bus, with a Dead Animal under it's arm, "Mind if I bring a 'Carry-on' (Carrion)".

Enjoy the Summer 'People'.

AndrewT

[rita-stosyth]

This comment reminds me I must go in my shed to see where my summer chairs are, and whether they have been chewed by the mice. Rita

[Maria_B]

🤣🤣 I love the joke Andrew!!.. Made me laugh thanks...🙏

[AndrewT in reply to Maria_B]

I'm glad that you Liked, the joke, Maria, here is another one......A man walks into a bar (ouch!, small funny) and a 'Mystery Voice' says "You do look Good Tonight Sir" he looks around but sees no-one nearby. "and those shoes, really do suit you.... continues the Voice. The Barman, guessing the man's confusion, says "It's 'Alright Sir', it's the Peanuts....There Complimentary". A small Puzzle, for you, Maria- What does a Ball 'Do', when it finishes rolling down, a hill, apart from 'Stops' that is? Answers 'On a Postcard', do you Remember THAT too?

Warmest Wishes

AndrewT