I’m feeling very up, I have a renewed lust for life and things are feeling pretty rosy despite my prescription for Risperidone from my psychiatrist not yet arriving. I’m starting to get back into the swing of using my competing responses for my tics and hair pulling, my other half actually woke me up last night to ask me how my “aversion therapy” was going, in fact he’s been quite nice the last few days! It’s been quite interesting though, we had an in-depth talk about our relationship, he agreed with me that we just seem to be tied together by our lack of money and that it must be hard for me the way things are at the moment so we’ve agreed to have an open relationship, I know some people wouldn’t agree, but hey, we’re living in a post feminist society and “I’m a woman in her prime who needs love squeezings” and being in a celibate relationship is tough going, so I’m on the look out for a friend with benefits, so if you know any cute guys who possess these attributes let me know. I did actually spot a rather cute guy on Saturday, well two really, but the first was driving the bus into Coventry, so if you know a cute guy who looks like Bret from Flight of the Conchords , give him my number!
Back to the hunt for a friend with benefits, I am quite choosy and have learnt from previous mistakes, so again if you know a suitable candidate let me know.
•Doesn’t mind being seen in public with a ticcer, preferably somebody who will understand and accept my TS, but definitely not a ticcer fetishist.
•Under 6 feet tall, I’m only 5 foot 2 inches.
•Have a job!
•It’s hard really to put my finger on it; I suppose I wouldn’t know until I met him.
•A high standard of personal hygiene.
•Intelligent. I would like somebody who would be at least as intelligent as me.
Well, I am a bit rusty; I have been out of this dating lark for over 10 years. Hopefully I’ll be back on my soapbox tomorrow.