A few more 'jokes'

[pffft2017]

These stories of GPs snatching away our vital liothyronine has me so worried I've surrounded my supply with apples. That'll fix 'em.

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Like many hypothyroid patients I developed severe acid reflux and my GP prescribed PPI tablets. I said are these the ones that keep sending me texts about compensation?

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Joint pain is another side effect of hypothyroidism. I went to see the doctor with a very painful arm and he told me I have tennis elbow. " I've never played tennis. " I protested. The physiotherapist also told me I have housemaid's knee, so I'd better give it her back.

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During my last blood test the nurse complained I was a bleeder. I said that's what my mum always called me when I was a kid.

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[Greenwall]

Laughter is good medicine. So you should be on the mend soon.

What would we do without a sense of humour?

[Angel_of_the_North]

You do know that you have to add a new apple every day ...?

[pffft2017 in reply to Angel_of_the_North]

I've got a bushel of Granny Smiths, I'll throw them at them if I have to haha.

[shaws Administrator]

Laughter does raise one's spirit (the right one I hope ) and am glad you can see the funny side of life,, especially when we are awaiting a miraculous cure which is very slow coming - especially if the doctor sticks to the guidelines.

[pffft2017 in reply to shaws]

Thanks for all the likes. Always better to look on the bright side yes.