For dear Schenks...and anyone else trying to turn back the hands of time :D off topic

[Rapunzel]

You asked, I found !

Can't decide between the Fun Betty and the Malibu myself....

[radd]

Haha... what about the stencils Rapunzel ? ? ...

[Rapunzel in reply to radd]

maaaan radd, you are way too racy for me. Actually I had that done in Berlin on my 2nd hen night but he did it free style...

[radd in reply to Rapunzel]

Second hen night ? ? ... now that is just greedy ! ! ...

[gabkad in reply to radd]

What on earth are you two on about? Never seen or heard of any of this stuff. What is it?

[Pastille in reply to gabkad]

gabkad , it's for when you want the carpet to match the curtains....or not to match

[gabkad in reply to Pastille]

Okay, I looked it up. ............ Now I've seen it all.

[Framboise]

Oh brilliant - did you ever see this episode of - what words am I allowed to use here - S** and the City when Samantha used normal hair dye and left it on too long? Beware.. strong language... sorry if I'm not allowed to post this...

youtube.com/watch?v=34PAgB4...(Not working as expected?)

[Schenks]

What a total hoot! Wish I'd've seen this sooner (inter-mittent-net for nearly TWO WEEKS!). It would have been interesting to see the reaction of my nurse-in-a-wig at my smear test next week if I'd've had the chance to present a bright turquoise bib! Mind you, I'm wondering how Gray would take to it. As in my OH, not ...

O love some of the reviews. Check this one:-

I bought this sort of as a joke to use with my boyfriend, and I love the results. I left the lightening stuff on for less than the recommended time since I got scared about bleach near my junk, and it was totally fine in only the 15 minutes instead of 20 or 30. my boyfriend has a LOT of pubes, and this was enough for both of us! the one thing I'd recommend is leaving in the blue for the full 30 minutes, or maybe even a bit more. I also tried it on my armpits, somewhat unsuccessfully, but mostly because it's hard for me to sit still. I'd definitely use this again, just wish the price wasn't so high.

Americans! And she has junk down there? Now I know it gets a bit roomy over time, but that's ridiculous! But there's no green - now that would be proper Mother Earth, wouldn't it? Can you imagine all the Greenham Common girls with matching carpets (love the terminology Pastille) to match the grass? As well as the lawns! I suppose, though, it would just look like algae - not too good a look for the 'older' woman, I guess.

What I need, however, is the lower-down equivalent product to false eyelashes. If I dyed my 'junk' it would look like a spider had got loose in the ink and had a drunken ramble over my pudendum. (Pudendum. now that's a word.) The only bush I've ever had has been in a pot in the garden. Isn't that one of the problems of thyroidy-ness? Sparsity in the hair department, rug and all? And I do NOT believe that Kim Catrall has that much bush in her garden, Framboise!

But how do they do it, the dying? I mean, it would be really fiddly to fold all those strips of tinfoil into teeny weeny squares, wouldn't it? And what about the undercarriage? Do you stop at the top of the ... groove, or sweep all the way under? And if the latter, would the - er, inner working of the ... er ... groove, need to be protected? Do they do a special ... guard for that? And if they do, how would it be held in place? Would it be on some sort of stem? Mind you, if it was, you could kill two birds with one stone - you could protect your ... inner bits, whilst at the same time do some pelvic floor exercises against resistance! And do they do little rubber hats with holes for touch-ups (of the colouring kind)? And if they do, how would you get then off again after wards without giving oneself a pixylated Hollywood?

Speaking of which, what the hell are you on about, radd, stencils? And Rapunzel, forgive me for being naive, but exactly what did you have done in Berlin? And who was the HE who did it?

And as for you Rapunzel dearest, I've only just managed to get back online for a continuous stretch and I had every intention of catching up with emails - until I saw this and went off on one! I blame you (xx)

By the way, how on earth did you two manage to add the pictures to your posts?

[Rapunzel]

Hah ha haaa!

Wondered where you'd got to. I was thinking of mixing the Fun and the Malibu and doing a Prince homage this weekend...

I went to Berlin for my hen night for the current Mr Rapunzel. I had a friend who was working at Deutsche at the time; she had him draw on her regularly and we all five had this dude with his buzz cutter and vegetable dyes attend to us. My bridesmaid had a tree with a bluebird in it and another one flying off. I had a 'tattoo' style heart didn't want to scare the soon to be Mr R when I got home ! The dude was called Dieter...sooo cool, mane of dark red hair, very handsome with lots of piercings and man he was built. Can't remember him at all apart from that . But I was young and gorgeous then...happy days.

Purple rain sounds a bit tame now, no ? Ah well xx

[Schenks]

No bl***y internet for 5effing days.Speaking to legal beagles in next couple of hours - hope to catch up with y'all very soon - don't know how long this connection will last!