Inner Peace

My sister sent me this today, and I know it's way off topic and has done the rounds before, but sometimes a chuckle is really good medicine for us all -

> I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today,

> and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.



> Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is

> to finish all the things you have started.



> So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't

> finished - I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle

> of Chardonnay, ...a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of

> Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res

> of the chesescke an a box a chocletz.



> Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel now. Plaese sned dhis orn to

> dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss. An telum,u blody luvum.!!

Smiles, Jane x x

11 Replies

  • Just made me laugh , I agree , something we all need , lol xx

    Elaine x

  • :)

  • Very funny - thank you :-) :-) Alison

  • heheh love it ginx

  • Love this.

  • Have just come back from getting yet another blood test........waiting for over 100 people to be seen before my turn,in a large hospital reception which reminds me of an airport departure lounge.......Inner Peace and a lovely cup of tea ....great ! X

  • Dere jan I tok ur advis an fele grate, mus dp it agn sumtom.

    luv jo zz

  • Hi Joanna

    We do ask that people don't use text speak on the site please. Thanks



  • Hi Louise I didn't think that I was. Just trying to answer in fun to Janes post.

    Jo xx

  • ohhhhhhh!! sorry! ;) ;) ;) xx

  • x

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