My sister sent me this today, and I know it's way off topic and has done the rounds before, but sometimes a chuckle is really good medicine for us all -
> I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today,
> and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
> Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is
> to finish all the things you have started.
> So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't
> finished - I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle
> of Chardonnay, ...a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of
> Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res
> of the chesescke an a box a chocletz.
> Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel now. Plaese sned dhis orn to
> dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss. An telum,u blody luvum.!!
Smiles, Jane x x