My wife is such a great cook it's hard to resist her creations.
She made cheesecake yesterday, even got me to go to the supermarket when she ran out of cream cheese (something beginning with p ....).
Gorgeous, but farting all evening, painful night (worse than usual) and excruciating trapped wind today. Should have remembered and resisted the treat, now laughing at me whenever I open the fridge.
Eating howlers anyone?
I won't touch sweetcorn and coleslaw (with onion) ever again.