Dear shop keeper,
Look out side - it is warm outside YIPEEEEE
everyone is in their summer cloths - t shirts, shorts, dresses etc.
Unfortunately your shop is so unbearably cold yes I am in fact wearing gloves - not sure why you are staring as I did match them to my outfit so no need to call the fashion police to inform them of my whereabouts.
I had planned to enjoy a day shopping in the sun (being able to fit in to you warm blooded people for once), and not take a trip to Antarctica - had I of wished to I would have taken an aeroplane (and indeed more cloths).
Never mind - you have saved me money, as I decided to give up on shopping and go enjoy the sun in my back garden. So for that I thank you.
On future occasions I would much appreciate it if you could leave the air con off, as I doubt any body will die of heat exhaustion in the uk ( on our one day of summer).