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I am 7 weeks out from surgery and all is pretty good. (3+4 Gleason, 8.8 PSA, 64 years old and excellent health). Catheter came out after 7 days. Incontinence issues not as bad as I anticipated. Diligent kegel practice. Also doing that pump thing so penis appears not to have lost any size/girth.

Was off my daily exercise regime (yoga) for 6 weeks and after a few classes this last week, I feel like I'm not too far from where I was when I went in for surgery. Still need a pad just to be safe!

The problem is ED meds (tadafil and viagra). Both cause rather unpleasant acid reflux. It's gotten to the point where I've stopped taking the meds.

I've masturbated and experienced "ejaculation" a number of times but the urine coming before and at climax is kinda weird and takes some getting used to. (No there yet....)

My question.... Can I expect to ever have a decent erection (if "10" was what it used to be, I'd be happy with an "8" but right now I feel like the best I can get is a 5 or 6.) Prior to surgery, I'd never needed ED meds (grateful) and if anything, getting hard was too easy. (More grateful!)

Anybody been down this road? I'd love to avoid the ED meds. They just mess with my appetite and exercise regime.

Thanks all.

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Tall_Allen profile image
Tall_Allen

I've tried citrulline and arginine to increase nitric oxide. I think it helps a little. Perhaps take daily Prilosec to prevent the excess acid. One problem with ED meds is they may exacerbate incontinence (tadalafil is indicated for LUTS because it makes peeing easier) and may contribute to climacturia. You may be better off switching to "on demand" ED meds, along with your daily pumping. If you want a stronger erection, you may be able to attain that with trimix.

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owenpop in reply toTall_Allen

You are a font of wisdom and we're really lucky to have you on this platform. Thanks for your thoughtful reply. l will give Prilosec a try with Viagra. (I gave up that Tadafil weeks ago.)

Seeing Urologist tomorrow and will discuss Trimix.

As for "on demand" ED meds, would that be inline with my urologist's instruction to load up on Viagra (100mgs) 1 hour prior to intercourse? And Trimix (not both simultaneously, of course.)

Does daily pumping enhance/increase the chances of a stronger erection? I thought it was only for 'restoring' the penis to 'original' size.

And the amino acids will be first on the list b/c I'm inclined to do anything/everything homeopathic before jumping into medications....

Thanks again

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Tall_Allen in reply toowenpop

Pumping maintains blood flow to keep penile tissues healthy.

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Mrkharn in reply toTall_Allen

I try to pump at least once a week (pardon my pun).

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Tall_Allen in reply toMrkharn

Once a day is better.

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oldbeek in reply toowenpop

My URO sent me to physical therapy that specialized in penile rehab. Sh put me on VAC daily and trimix every 5 days. At 3 months th URO told me he removed all my nerves. Got an implant. Have climatura also.

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Downhill_Skier in reply tooldbeek

How is the implant working for you

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oldbeek in reply toDownhill_Skier

It works very well, but the nerves that cause the glans and the rest of my penis to fill out were removed also. Erections and filling are triggered by 2 separate nerve bundles. My sensation is down but this is all I have now. After RP my penis was a turtle. With the implant, flaccid is just 1/2 inch shorter than erect. Lots of junk to store away.

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cpcohen in reply toowenpop

>>>

Seeing Urologist tomorrow and will discuss Trimix.

<<<

A very good idea!

You won't get any erectile action from oral drugs, until your erectile nerves have recovered from surgery. Whatever your surgeon says about "sparing the nerves", it's a toss-up (maybe 50/50 odds, less IMHO) whether they will recover over the two years after surgery.

Tri-mix and bi-mix have a good chance of working. The "Yuck!" factor is large, until you get your first post-surgical erection. After that, the injection becomes an acceptable cost for real intercourse.

My experience is that an orgasm, with an erect penis, doesn't leak much (if any) urine.

. Charles

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owenpop in reply tocpcohen

thanks for your feedback.

in reply toTall_Allen

I second the notion on L-arginine and would add L-carnitine. Both available at Vitacost. Prilosec / omeprazole also a great idea.

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jimreilly

If you're already at 5 or 6 after seven weeks you are most likely going to be better than that as time passes. I would say you're ahead of the game.

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owenpop in reply tojimreilly

hope so and thanks.

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BerkshireBear

I take a bunch of drugs for various reasons so I have found several drugs have given me acid reflux or at least a feeling of acidity in stomach (Viagra did, Cialis doesn't). Doctors advised to try taking them with food, and/or taking with Acidophilus. Both methods have worked well for me. As long as the drug instructions don't say "take on empty stomach" you should be o.k. doing that (I've not seen that warning on any of the ED meds). I've also learned that for me "with food" means «in the middle of the meal». One of my drugs is an acid itself so really triggers the GERD, so I find making sure I take it mid-meal then cover it with more food makes the problem go away. Experiment, see what works for you.

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rocket09

Have patience as it takes time to recover your erections. I am 18 months out and just starting to get a bit of a boner on viagra. Trimix is a blessing,

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tkalaf

I had my RP back in June '18. I was 63, G9 advanced PCa. From clear scans Dx'd localized. My surgeon specializes in nerve-sparing, however since PCa was found extra-capsular 2/3 of right side never bundle was removed. I am now almost 21 mos. post RP. Following are my experiences to date, as an offering that they can assist you (or others?) in recovery choices.

Continence issues (requiring pads) continued for over half a year. Prior to surgery, I never had any issues in this respect. Then it got better to where I seldom need pads (occasional drip). This change seemed to come about sudden. God bless kegel exercises! I discovered you can overdo them. Make it a daily routine, but don't be excessive as I initially did.

I too suffered ED, say a 5 or 6 out of a 10. Like you, I had no issues at all prior to surgery. Initially, the thought of using a pump or taking enhancement pills was uncomfortable to me. Instead I chose to give my body time to heal on its' own. I did however continue kegels.

After a year's time (post RP) - I began experimenting with sildenafil (viagra). Prescription was 1 to 5 pills per use (20mg each). I tried all dosages several times over. I found that more than 2 pills (40mg) did not make any more of a difference in stimulation. I also purchased a pump, and have found it useful. With both, I can achieve enough strength for intercourse.

The sildenafil had a negative side-effect. It provided the blood rush to my penis, but gave me a pressure headache as well. It was uncomfortable. Enough that I would decide each time if the tradeoff was worth the undertaking. I found that 2 aspirin (Excedrin) after would relieve the headache. I next found that 1 Excedrin taken at the same time I take sildenafil worked!

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dadzone43

I think all of us have experienced this. The surgeons seem pretty set on the "allow two years" mantra. Penile implant is the alternative.

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j-o-h-n

'the best I can get is a 5 or 6'.

Do you mind if I borrow 2 or 3 from you? Geezamacripe....Never look a gift one eyed snake in the eye...

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 02/27/2020 1:50 PM EST

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owenpop

😂

Sorry to come off like an entitled punk

You guys are setting me straight

Seeing how fortunate I am

🙏🏽❤️🙏🏽

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j-o-h-n in reply toowenpop

Not to worry.... my tits are bigger than yours.....

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j-o-h-n Thursday 02/27/2020 5:29 PM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

if anyone had asked me years ago, if i would ever be bragging that my tits were bigger than someone else's, i'd have gone cross-eyed just imagining it! but after almost 2 yrs of casodex and finasteride, my gynecomastia has produced some enviable breasties, at least a big as... well not dolly parton yet, but i'm getting there!

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

LOL and don't forget about the tassles.....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 02/27/2020 11:54 PM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

pasties!!! can't wait for halloween! sheesh!

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

Halloween? I'm shooting for good Friday....

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j-o-h-n Friday 02/28/2020 10:55 AM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

could never understand why they called it Good.

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

Cause it begins with the letter G.....

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j-o-h-n Friday 02/28/2020 8:46 PM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

ah, thnx for clearing that up for me. Now about getting nailed to a tree...

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

ran out of screws...........

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j-o-h-n Saturday 02/29/2020 12:02 PM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

oh God, over the top! as bad as the "please cross your legs, we only got one more spike"

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

Are you referring to the rusty spike that the Romans kept rotating between the 3 of them?....

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j-o-h-n Sunday 03/01/2020 7:00 PM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

eew.. gimme a barabbas. uhhmm i mean gimme a break.

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

So the main guy leans over and says "hey barabbas look, we can see your house from here"

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j-o-h-n Monday 03/02/2020 7:16 PM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

an oldie but moldie. we need new material, buddy. That sign over Jesus' head, on top of the cross, with the letters INRI - my Roman Catholic friend Anthony once told me what it stood for, and for many years, I thought it was I'm Nailed Right In. Then i found out it was If Nobody Remembers It. The truth sounds crazier than alla those. Turns out there's no "J" in Latin, so they have to use "I" - How smart could the Romans have been, with no J in their alphabet? Then Spanish, a language offshoot of ancient Latin, has no name for the letter Y, so they call it Greek "I" and use a double L for the Y sound. Is it any wonder our poor kids can't get a decent education anymore? wow, these cancer meds are doing wonders for my brain. The rest of me may be rotting away but my brain sure is rotting away. Wait... what? Oh nevermind.

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

INRI = great stenciling but you Romans are so stupid you forgot to include my lucky number 50-0-50...

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j-o-h-n Wednesday 03/04/2020 5:44 PM EST

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

If you think English is bad.... try Greek grammar....

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j-o-h-n Wednesday 03/04/2020 6:00 PM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

if it's anything like Russian, with the same noun declensions as Latin, then yeah, no thanks! but what's with the lucky number? can't ya pick one with less digits?

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

Hint about his lucky number.... he said "you Romans are so stupid".....

50-0-50

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j-o-h-n Thursday 03/05/2020 2:58 PM EST

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

Stumped? LOL

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j-o-h-n Thursday 03/05/2020 4:28 PM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

ya, but gonna use my last resort: good ol' google... which came up with... erm... weirdo stuff? physicsforums.com/threads/5...

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

Another Hint.... "et tu brute?" LOL (come on you can do it.... geez)

50-0-50.....

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j-o-h-n Thursday 03/05/2020 8:01 PM EST

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

One more hint...

So there's this Roman golfer who yelled out IV? LOL

50-0-50.....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 03/05/2020 9:44 PM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

googed 'roman senate vote to kill caesar' - and 'did caesar take intravenous meds on the golf course?' into the valley of Hades rode the 50 thousand and 50 cents? 50 degrees dropping to 0 then bouncing back to... there's even an unsecure website, fiftyzerofifty dot com.... nothing there. Two 50s are bookends for a zero.

Brother John, you're leaving something out or my supplements need adjusting.

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

if it has ANYTHING to do with sports, then fuh gedda bout it, i would not know. Loved playing all kindsa sports cause i was good at most but professional sports? BOOORRRRRINGGGGGG

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

You're getting too deep into the weeds when it's right in front of you.... LOL

His favorite number was 50 0 50.....

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j-o-h-n Friday 03/06/2020 7:12 PM EST

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j-o-h-n in reply toj-o-h-n

Hint: Claudius used to sing this ditty "Shave and a haircut.... four bits" LOL

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j-o-h-n Friday 03/06/2020 8:14 PM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

i learned it shave and a haircut... 2 bits, not 4... so now it's Claudius, not Brutus, Caesar's trusted friend. 50 BC, then year zero, then 50 AD... right around the time Romans were crucifying people right and left... wait a minute.... groucho's real name was Julius... as in Caesar... five oh oh five oh.... get lost? drop dead?

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

and to think, i used to be able to multiply in roman nvmerals....

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

getting warmer (almost sizzling).... LOL

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j-o-h-n Friday 03/06/2020 11:25 PM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

5 0 0 5 0... that's it! or, in spanish, ching a tu ma dre, ca bron!

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

you were within an rch of it.... if you ever bowled and missed a strike by an rch you would know what an rch is.....

Red Cxxx Hair.....

Comeon you can do it..... LOL LOL LOL

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Friday 03/06/2020 11:47 PM EST

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j-o-h-n in reply toj-o-h-n

R E P E A T

INRI = great stenciling but you Romans are so stupid you forgot to include my lucky number 50-0-50...LOL

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Friday 03/06/2020 11:52 PM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

ok, red pussy hair.... cabron means a-hole in spanish.

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JBWinthrop

My husband has had pretty good effect with MUSE (alprostadil urethral suppository) without unwanted side effects you describe with other oral options.

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owenpop in reply toJBWinthrop

Will check that out.

Thx

in reply toJBWinthrop

First I've heard of that and, unlike trimix, no needle/injection. Sounds good.

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RICH22

exercise if possible, to increase blood flow. kegel exercises, again, if possible. I've used viagra and cialis, had exact same effect! as Yohimbe - an herbal supplement. Ask you doctor before trying it. The pharmaceuticals are supposed to lower b/p but spiked mine.

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Fairway

I've got zero hard. Working on wrapping my mind around injections. Not there yet. Grateful the cancer's gone four years out.

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SPEEDYX

LOL 😂

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j-o-h-n in reply toSPEEDYX

If you know the answer please don't tell thanks LOL

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j-o-h-n Friday 03/06/2020 11:50 PM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

i was in bowling leagues, never heard of an rch -- but those are my initials!!!

4 bits is 50 cents, red cross hair? Red Country Hare Bowling RCH Vintage t-shirt --- screw you, google, you demon!!!

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RICH22 in reply toSPEEDYX

I'LL PAY YOU, DUDE!!!

IGNORE THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!!!

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SPEEDYX in reply toRICH22

I cant go against the wizard says LOL

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RICH22 in reply toSPEEDYX

got a sure natural cure for acid reflux..... ok, won't bribe you with that. Get Papaya Papain, chewable, very tasty. DO NOT chew up more than 2 at a time. Have 2 friends who suffered terribly, both cannot thank me enuff. puritan.com/puritans-pride-...

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SPEEDYX in reply toRICH22

A little late I have been cured now LOL

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RICH22 in reply toSPEEDYX

dangit all!!! i mean, congrats on that. urk

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

You said you were good in something (see above) LOL

BTW you're a funny guy ( I like that)

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Friday 03/06/2020 11:59 PM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

hmmm... 4 replies have been deleted -- what's up with that, d'ya suppose?

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

I deleted messages which I actually message myself and were meant for you... LOL

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j-o-h-n Saturday 03/07/2020 12:10 AM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

a woman's dimensions? 50" chest, 0 waist, 50" hips?

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

Do you recall when you were young you told the girls you had the 2 R's Roman Hands and Russian Fingers.....LOL - hint in there

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j-o-h-n Saturday 03/07/2020 12:19AM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

i think i've overstepped on someone's toes.

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

youtube.com/watch?v=GShfxk5...

HINT 50 - 0 - 50

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j-o-h-n Saturday 03/07/2020 12:27 AM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

criminy, the absolute worstest mucus i ever hoid! stupid romans, the alphabet goes PQRS.... lol

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

Alphabet? LOL

Close but no cigar...... 50 0 50

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j-o-h-n Saturday 03/07/2020 12:34 AM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

whatta ya mean, when i was young? i still use that line, on women, not girls anymore. or the 4F club....

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

hahahahahahahahah

Stop it I'm pissing in my depends.....

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j-o-h-n Saturday 03/07/2020 12:30AM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

oh sure, go ahead. have a good laugh at my expense. ok, i got a riddle for ya, gonna make you have to trade answers with me.

I was born with another baby, same hospital, from same mother, at the same time, same father, yet he's not my twin. There, that oughta do it.

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

she

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j-o-h-n Saturday 03/07/2020 12:42 AM EST

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SPEEDYX in reply toj-o-h-n

Used fertility drug triplets

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j-o-h-n in reply toSPEEDYX

50 0 50...... Thanks good answer.

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j-o-h-n Saturday 03/07/2020 12:56 AM EST

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RICH22 in reply toSPEEDYX

TRAITOR!!!

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

Ok now what's the theme I've been hinting at? LOL

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j-o-h-n Saturday 03/07/2020 12:32 AM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

shave and a haircut. 50¢, then no hair, no shave, then another shave and haircut. how would that be a lucky number?

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

you said alphabet.....not alphabet LOL

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j-o-h-n Saturday 03/07/2020 12:40 AM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

yeah, joke, didn't work. Senate Peopleand Roman... word by word. Studied Latin for 2 years in 7-8 grades. Adding -que onto a word means "and" that word. Still awkward. Coulda been Senatus Populusque Romae, not Romanus.

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

Shit and I gave up shaving.... no more blades to gargle with.....

Repeat

not Roman Alphabet..... LOL

You're thinking in the box, think outta the box....

"50 0 50"

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j-o-h-n Saturday 03/07/2020 12:51 AM EST

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

Okay not Roman Alphabet..... LOL

50 0 50

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j-o-h-n Saturday 03/07/2020 12:44 AM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

I was born with another baby, same hospital, from same mother, at the same time, same father, yet he's not my twin. Who is he? -- not the least bit curious, eh? ah well....

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

Not your Mom or Dad............

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j-o-h-n Saturday 03/07/2020 12:54 AM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

yes, my mom and dad. we both had same parents, born at same time, from same womb, yet not my twin.

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

A Roman soldier who uses roman numerals? correct?

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j-o-h-n Saturday 03/07/2020 1:04 AM EST

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

this is my final clue... you have one life line left.... you can call a friend....

Repeat

not Roman Alphabet..... LOL

You're thinking in the box, think outta the box....

"50 0 50"

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Saturday 03/07/2020 12:59 AM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

jesus' lucky number, stupid romans, FOUR!, ... 5-penny nail in left hand, another in right, zero in the brain... oh phooey! outside/inside the box, shroedinger's cat... stream of consciousness.... wheeeee!!!

i'm callin a friend.

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

50 0 50 LOL

First prize On week in Newark, New Jersey

Second prize Two Weeks in Newark, New Jersey

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j-o-h-n Saturday 03/07/2020 1:11 AM EST

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j-o-h-n in reply toj-o-h-n

Your Latin would be ashamed of you LOL

50 0 50

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j-o-h-n Saturday 03/07/2020 1:13 AM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

egads! newark nj, where i attended my first holy-roller baptist service, age 21... and the guy who invited me? wow!!! his nickname was SPEEDY !!!! lol not kidding!!

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

I think I'm getting sick............

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j-o-h-n Saturday 03/07/2020 1:16 AM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

i can assure you, we are both already sick. but philosophical about it, so not to worry.

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

in fact, callin a redheaded female friend... who's christian and loves bowling. and who knows the names of all my initials. but she's probly asleep - damn 3-hour time difference!!!

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

Does she have a sister?

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j-o-h-n Saturday 03/07/2020 1:15 AM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

no, 2 brothers, who'd love to see your gynecomastia. lol -- ok, this is getting out of... er... hand.

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

I'll take the bros.... at this point i'll take anything....

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j-o-h-n Saturday 03/07/2020 1:18 AM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

take a cold shower, buddy... before it's too late.

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

Took one yesterday.........

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j-o-h-n Saturday 03/07/2020 1:20 AM EST

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

Ok the hint was Roman soldier that can count....LOL

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j-o-h-n Saturday 03/07/2020 1:19 AM EST

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ohhhh godddd!!!!! LOL -- oh whatta Let Down... or 50 500

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

close but still no cigar LOL

50 0 50

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j-o-h-n Saturday 03/07/2020 1:22 AM EST

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hahahahahahahaa --- shroedinger's cat --- wow, overthink it much? ahhaahhahaa

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

Latin my boy Latin LOL

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j-o-h-n Saturday 03/07/2020 1:24 AM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

2YUR

2YUB

ICUR

2Y4

ME

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

shroedinger's cat has 50 lives in latin

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j-o-h-n Saturday 03/07/2020 1:29 AM EST

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but did u know the cat's name was IX ?

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j-o-h-n in reply toRICH22

Niner......... who has 50 lives LOL

50 0 50

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j-o-h-n Saturday 03/07/2020 1:34 AM EST

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You can do It.... I have faith in you...

50 0 50

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j-o-h-n Saturday 03/07/2020 1:31 AM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

well thanx for not giving me the answer, john - and SPEEDY for honoring your discipline. seriously, amigos. made me think outside shroedinger's box! but i may never use lol ever again.

...and with that, i will leave you with this little gem, that you might know.

With proper punctuation, this actually makes sense and is grammatically correct.

is is is not is not is not that it it is

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LOL 50 0 50

LOL 50 0 50

LOL 50 0 50

LOL 50 0 50

LOL 50 0 50

LOL 50 0 50

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j-o-h-n Saturday 03/07/2020 1:38 AM EST

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RICH22 in reply toj-o-h-n

oh sure, just rub it in, like that chinese salve for sore weiner.

what is is what is not is not is not that it it is

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yyur

yyub

icur

yy4me

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ok, must.... get.... sleep....

what was mxyzptlk?

have a better day tomorrow, bro.

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So I suddenly woke up at 3 AM this morning and remembered that I wanted to let you know, that I know it's 2 bits and not 4 bits... "Shave and a haircut......"

Always remember to "take cover and keep your head low".....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Saturday 03/14/2020 3:03 PM DST

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I rather like "be what you is and not what you aint cause if you aint what you is you is what you aint"......

is is is not is not is not that it it is <--- check this later today

Good Night LOL

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j-o-h-n Saturday 03/07/2020 1:41 AM EST

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hint: it's Mr. Mxyzptlk

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hint: only 2 commas and 4 capitals. there are more punctuations but that would make it too easy.

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hahahaha that might have gotten thru my senioritis. lol

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Too Wise You Are, Too Wise You Be, I See You Are Too Wise for Me.....

Mr. Mxyzptlk invented phone booths.....

"Be what you is and not what you ain't cause if you ain't what you is you is what you ain't"......

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Sunday 03/15/2020 12:39 AM DST

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To say of what is that it is not, or of what is not that it is, is false, ...Aristotle

To say of what is that it is not, or of what is not that it is, is false, while to say of what is that it is, and of what is not that it is not, is true.

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Sunday 03/15/2020 12:57 AM DST

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Hmm... Aside from being the leading humorist on the forum (much appreciated!), We now find that you are an adroit student of philosophy! 🤔

Who knew??

Best,

AJ (from CT)

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I guess you meant philosophistry....

As I advised RICH22 above, always remember to "take cover and keep your head low".....

Enjoy your Sunday....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Sunday 03/15/2020 1:20 PM DST

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Thanks for adding a new word to my limited vocabulary.

"philosophistry: shallow philosophy; sophistry passing as philosophy; the thinking or methods espoused by philosophists."

I think that you're vastly understating your talent and the impact that you have on our community!

Best

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Thank you for your compliment, but I take everything nowadays with a grain of salt, that's why I have hypertension....

Keep your 120 over your 80.....

Remember good old Governor Nelson Rockefeller, who died of high blood pressure:

71/25.....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Sunday 03/15/2020 6:45 PM DST

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Yep, as I remember, the Governor died in bed while making love.

That works for me!! 😂

Best

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j-o-h-n in reply towestof

Well for me, I rather it was the lady who kicked the bucket...from a gigantic O.G..... They give out medals for that.... It's called the purplehearton.....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Sunday 03/15/2020 7:01 PM DST

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LOL 😂😂😂!

I can't top that reply

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all that verbosity... while ignoring the original riddle. tsk tsk. must be yer rebel soul.

With proper punctuation, this actually makes sense and is grammatically correct:

what is is what is not is not is not that it it is

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If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish "I wish you would not grant me a wish".... what would you do?

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Monday 03/16/2020 9:58 PM DST

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errmm... if i were a genie... and someone wished me not to grant their wish... first i would take an aspirin from the brain ache. then i would strangle that person, go back in my lamp, with my 72 virgins (down to 33), smoke some funny stuff and laugh til my Depends needed changing.

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