When you are Four, or five, 'Poo' jokes are hilarious, when you are in your Teens- certainly for boys- 'anything to do with 'Erection' is funny (Smiths 'Ground Work and Erection Company', for example.)
Now we are Big, Mature, Fully Grown Up Adults... right? Read this list of invitations....
Mr & Mrs Rowbottom,
The Bottlies,
John & Patricia Bumsford
Peter & Camilla Bottington-Smyth
John Poopdale
Paul Strain, from Lower Bottly
The Reverend Simon Bottsworth, from Upper Bottly
And not forgetting 'Foggy Bottom Garden' at Thursford (really true)
How's the 'Biggus Dikkus' face?
Grown Up, my Six Mile Bottom! (really exists too)
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For some infantile reason I have always found Nether Wallop hilarious. I must admit with some of the above I reckon I would have to change my name by deed poll.
Was on here for longer than intended for a change lol did nothing in garden but was raining then sun came out so had walk to my niece's to see her kids after school work long distance quick chat then park walk nipped in couple corner shops paid well over the odds for pixies food but got bread for 10p lol had too much to eat heart's pounding how about you 🧡😊
Well nothing as exciting as that😁 Have also stuffed my face and am now paying for it! OH is waiting patiently for me to get off here and I think we're going to watch Chris Packham Animal Einsteins, then some Art or Music docs. You have a good night and speak soon.❤🧡❤
It causes such a laugh when we laugh at something rude. I remember years ago being out with some friends. It got to our pudding. Mine was horn of plenty, it looked so rude, we couldn't stop laughing 🤣😂 and got told off for being too loud, we were only laughing!! We did have rude laughs though 😂🤣 xxxx❤️💗
Morning Mandy. I did, until I had a bizarre dream about a bunch of us from here meeting up! It was really strange, and you had dark hair and everyone was super tall! I'm tall but people were towering over me! What are you up to today, anything good? Xxx
Morning I've had dreams about people in here lol 😁nice dreams too, I'm 5 ft 6 nearly not that tall but tallish I'm sorting garden but it's cold need to contact plumber and catch up on mail on date site can't be botherred but some nice ones too far as usual not the ones I said lol 😁😁have to find cheap sofas to move back home as may not be staying long if house sells so don't want to spend too much but it needs to feel cosy and I cant sit in bed all time lol I watch TV in bed at mam's from 7 I can't watch it with her she talks too much lol I hope I can like my house again and I worry if I sell it may not find one near mam guess it fate but I can't not live near her ashes 81 and needs me close by need to get in touch with council about drop curb re Bush shelter maby too close no one ever answers 🤔xxx
Exactly how you say, and how I'm about to do! Set time limits. I'm off and will not be back till late afternoon, if I finish what I intend on doing, hopefully 😁💕💕💕
Over and out lol report back later just had to have quick look at posts and reply to one off now 😊🧡
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😁😁yes we havnt changed still young at heart thank.goodness I hope you find some peace tonight Lynne I'll be thinking of you lots of love and big hug from mand and pix or brandy Mandy and prixy😁🧡😁😺🧡🧡🧡🐆🌛🌟xxxxx
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Thank you. Brandy Mandy sounds so good 😂🤣 xxxx ❤️🤗
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Barry called me it without the b lol 😁😁😁😁🧡but I dernt say it 🤯🤯
Awk Lynne, you're having a tough old time of things for sure! I'm ok but wish you were better! Hope it all goes smoothly tomorrow with bloods and isn't too stressful. You take good care of yourself and get some rest, if possible. 💕💕💕💕💕
Aww, bless you thank you. The nurse doing my bloods is very good, most have problems getting mine but 🤞🤞she will be as good as ever. Not looking forward to cystoscopy next Monday but at least my consultant did say if it hurts or gets too much just tell me to stop and I said don't worry I will!!! She is lovely though .How are you feeling tonight?
I'm sure you're not, but someone told me, who had it done, it really wasn't anywhere near as bad as they'd imagined it would be at all, and very quick too. So hopefully that will be the case. I'm the usual, could be a better, but could be so much worse😊 Xxx
I know Lynne, I would be dreading it too but it will, at least, be quick. I wish I could magic away the pain, it's not nice! Bedtime for me, Nighty night and sleep tight. 💕💕💕
I have grown up a lot in life, was never much into crude jokes, it they are funny and not terribly offensive I love them. I like to laugh and we need to laugh it is good for the mind and body, I just bought some Robin Williams CD's, I am English originally, I like Brit humor it is dryer and I think more sophisticated!!!But good humor is good humor, I have what looks like a little pill bottle, it has a kitten peeping out the top, on the side what looks like 2 capsules, the label reads RX there is a lady bird on the top row of the label, the prescription reads "Laughter is the Best Medicine", my pharmacist loves it, I would get her one, but I cannot find them!!! So I would say, yes some of us grow up, I had a friend who's name was Rusty Pipes!!! Lets all laugh everyday, life is too short to be too serious.....Sending love, jokes and hugs, also laughing brings blood pressure down. (Insert smiley face)....
I like puns if they're clever. Comedy nearly always lifts my mood. I don't think I've grown up very much. When my kids were I would look forward to the latest kids film as much as them.
A couple more to add to the list. I used to work for a trade union and came across these. Surname of Death, A Crapper, and a couple called Curry and Rice.
Oh and one more in another job. I worked for the civil service and asked a customer their full name. He muttered his middle names very quickly and I couldn't catch them, but checking on the computer they were 'Pretty Boy'. This is absolutely true x
Hello Andrew that's very funny yes I was just saying why do people even adults not me of course LOL 😁😁see rude words as funny hope your well pixie sends a hug 😺🌝xx
Just to say Good Morning Andrew, hope all is well, and sorry I seem to have been chatting on your post for far too long! It was not my intention! Hope your day goes well. Xxx
Can I just say two 'things' here... One I Deliberately Phrased, my 'Post' to generate further discussion- hence my references to the 'Biggus Dickus' face. Secondly this IS an 'Open' Forum, if I had wanted it to be Private I would have (P)rivate (M)essaged this Post. In other words Niao, thank you for your Input- it's Most Welcome.
This is the opposite for me I feel like I have grown up even though I am young I know a lot of stuff because of doing research feel like I have lots of knowledge that a teenager shouldn’t have 🤣
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