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Am I Right?

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Dear Observant People,

I just watched a Weather Forecast, it said.... "Cold In All Areas".... Well it's NOT Cold in here, in fact, my thermometer Makes it about 22 degrees (it always 'reads' a bit Hot, so it's probably about 21- nice and comfortable anyway.)

Some people think, that I'm 'Just Plain Daft'... well I looked in the mirror and, Upon Reflection, I think they Might Be Right.

Have you ever seen, a Notice- normally on a Door- that reads "This Door is To Be Kept Closed At ALL Times" well how the Heck do you go through it then? Whose it for Ghosts only?

I saw this, or very similar, on a Microwave Meal. ....Ensure that, the food, is thoughly Cooked through, before consuming. Warning 'Cooked Food' Will be Hot. (isn't that the point?)

This is actually true, on the Sea Front, near to where my Mother lives, it actually states "Cycle Lane Look BOTH Ways"... am I a Gecko?

Have you ever been at a Crossing, probably at Traffic Lights, where a notice says 'Look Left'? I did, that's where all the vehicles were.... surely better look Look Right?

If a Magazine is Marked 'Free Please Help Yourself' most of the Stack is still there, however if it's marked 'Do Not Remove' the Whole Lot is Gone.

Finally a 'Funny' Rhyme, not 'Mine' I haven't the 'Time'....

Mary had a Little Lamb,

She Tied it to a Pylon,

Ten Thousand Volt, shot up it's....,

And tuned it's Wool to Nylon!

A Four Wheeled vehicle is Less Stable on Three Wheels.. but a Two Wheeled one is More Stable but if we put on Roller Skates (six, or eight, wheels) we are Far LESS Stable.

If you take the Salt, Pepper, Vinegar, Mustard, Salad Dressing, and so on, into the Kitchen.... is that CONDIMENTS, To The Chef?

If frozen milk, is 'Iced Milk', frozen juice is 'Iced Juice' and frozen yoghurt is 'Iced Yoghurt'... what is frozen ink? (you said it).

Did you hear about the 'Alcoholic' who, in Desperation, drank a Bottle Of Furniture Polish? He came to a 'Horrible End'... but a Beautiful Finish!

I think, that I had Better 'Finish' too.....

AndrewT

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Jennymary profile image
Jennymary

Brilliant, think Bazzak has competition in jokers corner (similar to speakers corner only funnier) 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toJennymary

😁😁😁🐰

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BazzakReading Rabbits

🀣🀣 that's it, I can retire gracefully now.πŸ™‚

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Gracefully? You darling?Surely dis gracefully is more you😘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

You might be right! πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ˜˜

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

I know I'm right 😘😘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Hiba still loves me!!!😊

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Did I say I don't?🀨😘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

And!!! Have you noticed, Marnie is my mate at the moment. It could end up up the Pilker and pals verses the MadBunny !! Watch this space 😊😘

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

No they'll be on my side. Girls United 😘

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Too right lol 😁xx

β€’ in reply toMadBunny

I'm with you too xxxxπŸ’œβ€οΈ

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Have you actually got any pals darling,😘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

No πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Well there you go then😘

β€’ in reply toBazzak

Noticed you pulled the Xmas crackers I got you with Andy lol 😁xx

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply to

And Andy got the better jokes😁🐰

β€’ in reply toBazzak

Me and bunny were saying earlier your quiet well you can stay quiet as we're happy with your new replacement lol πŸ˜πŸ’›

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply to

Nice one Mandy. Glad to see you're on my side. There you go BazπŸ˜›

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He be sulking now I think Andy's wonderful don't you lol we don't need Baz by by Baz 😁

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply to

No. To be honest I still love Baz. Well I think I do 😁🐰

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Lol well he needs to up his game and come up with some more funnies lol Hel have to go off and lick his wounds before it was just all about him πŸ˜πŸ’

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

The arrows to my heart have mortally wounded me πŸ˜’ I will go to my Valhalla knowing I had a whale of a time, Narwhale where are you??😊

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Er- read what I put. I said I still love you!Seems like I'm wasting my time on you πŸ˜’

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

That's what my English teacher said,And my drama teacher πŸ€—πŸ€—

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ°

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And any other teacher!!πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

🀣🀣😘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Yes but my jokes are crap πŸ™‰πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

I don't suppose I could argue with that😁

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BTCCETβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

I'm neutral right now Maria, he has been saying some quite pleasant things about my team recently πŸ€—

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBTCCET

Makes a change for him😁🐰

BTCCET profile image
BTCCETβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

I can detect a closet Gooner from a mile off😜xx

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBTCCET

😁😁😁🐰

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toBTCCET

πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’•

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

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Don't cry too much πŸŒ·πŸ’πŸ’‘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

Cry too much??? I just watered the garden πŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺ

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I'm sure someone still loves you πŸ€”πŸ˜

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

Yes Azil, and he's a boy πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

β€’ in reply toBazzak

Pixie still loves you but he may be pulling your leg πŸ€”think someone's been pulling his how strange looks so long 😁

Pixie long leg
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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply to

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† good photo

β€’ in reply toBazzak

I' put a post on of photos I'm running out like your running out jokes 😁

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

I really think you are Mandy Rice Davies!!😊😊😘

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Jack!!!!🀨

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Of all trades, master of none, yes that's me πŸ˜’πŸ˜˜

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Master of my heart and you know it😘

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Veteran250

Cheery post Andrew..... thank you!

lol was you pulling bazzaks Christmas crackers with him lol only joking nice to have a laugh thank you 😁xx

Brilliant Andrew πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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BazzakReading Rabbits

Hey Andrew, this is your fault, the Pilker baiters have started 🀣🀣

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Gillyflower18

Loved it Andrew! Still chuckling.

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ brilliant Andrew. Bazzak will have to get his thinking cap on!!

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