Dear All,
This morning I 'got up', had breakfast, washed, cleaned my teeth and shaved. After this I began making a Leek & Mushroom Soup- it's a slow process, you need to gently 'Coax' the Sweeter Flavours- out of the leeks. all going well, should be a 'Nice Drop Of Soup'.
My question is 'Why Wasn't I Wearing Trousers'? Everything else... just not Trousers? My Mother reckons that I'm just 'Going Mad'.... I'll Settle for that... I'm a Teapot.....
AndrewT
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Dear Teapot
Happy new year
Obviously nice and warm in your house! I need to cover every part of my body before leaving the bedroom - no central heating in my house, ruddy cold, mad dash along the hall to switch the fire on in the lounge. Do not let anyone tell you it is always warm in southern Spain 'cos they would be telling big fibs.
I hope the soup is good
Ann xx
Lol. No central heating here. If I don't haul coal and wood there's no fire and a very sad Greyhound 😶.
All my furbabies are curled up in the only warm room in the house
The stove is going, Hound is upside down fast asleep wedged in the corner of his sofa. His happy place.
Reminds me of the little ditty 'I'm a little teapot .......'😂😂
Brrrr, weren't you cold?!?! Hope you enjoy your soup
In my 40's I left my driving glasses in numerous client's houses (took them off to write notes) in my 50's started forgetting names of things and people. Had to do long descriptions when talking to people. I now just forget anything I have gone into another thing for (bread, chocolate, cup of coffee, turn the oven off etc. I did once answer my front door at about 2am, very sleepy, the visitor (a young new gentleman friend) he left without coming in, I had forgotten to put anything on!
Dear Sorrel,
I'm sure that your 'Gentleman Friend', was delighted with what he saw.... If indeed he 'saw' anything! Presides which a Gentleman would 'See' Nothing, and simply 'Offer The Lady His Coat'. I'm sure that, there are, Far Worse 'Things', to see at 2am, than you, Gorgeous Babe.
Last year I knocked on the door, of a Local Builder- a friend of our then Next Door Neighbour- and, after being invited in, found Both his Wife and his Teenage Daughter, were completely nude. "Take 'no notice', of the Girls- they are Always like 'this'." I did, honestly TRY, to ignore them both.... I really did!
Are you still Friends, with this Gentleman? Do you still 'laugh' about it- like the Time You Fell In The Pond? (about Four 'bl**dy' Washes, to get that Lot out!")
Have a Happy New Year... you 'Luvly Gal' you.
AndrewT
Unfortunately he was a little too "way out". One middle of the night he turned up with a door (a posh front door with all the things like handle, lock, letter box and house number). My flat mate and I had been discussing the need to purchase an new back door. Our old one had got very wonky, owing to the fact we had two large dogs, so the bottom half of the door was on hinges for them. When this gent turned up with the door in hand, he was high on something, said he was the "Silver Surfer" here to give us anything we needed and he had just fallen over the door. Near us were newish houses with front porches and the owner must have locked the inner door not the main one, so use of a screw driver and here we go. We politely asked him to put back the door where he found it!! At the time I was working in the local Social Services, sharing an office with the Probation Officer, always wondered which of my friends/acquaintances would turn up next.
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Happy St George's Day for those of you in the UK
Not for those who are not interested in the c word (Christmas)-wrapping paper or no