Dear All,
Apologies if I have 'Posted' this before but... About halfway down, the Cinema, was a man 'slumped' across several seats. The Usherette approaches the man ''Excuse me Sir'' receiving no reply she called again, a little louder "Excuse Me Sir". Still receiving no reply she shook the man "EXCUSE ME SIR". "SIR IF YOU DON'T ANSWER ME I SHALL FETCH THE MANAGER".
Finally the Manager is called and, she to, approaches the man "Excuse me Sir, I'm afraid that you can't stay here.... SIR". After several more 'attempts', at rousing, the man, the Police are called.
PC Flatfoot then approaches the man "Sir I am a Police Officer, what is your name, SIR". This time the man Groans before replying "Dave". "Where have you come from Dave?" asks the Officer. To which Dave replies "The Balcony" replied Dave weakly!
As I said 'Oh Heck'!
AndrewT
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