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Positive Wellbeing During Self-Isolation

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Being as most of us had no one, or too few to pull Christmas crackers, thought we could pull them here. Party hats are virtual 😁

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BazzakReading Rabbits

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How do you console an English Teacher?

There, their, they're. .

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I'm getting bored of hearing these Olympic athletes say .. 'how much work they've put in and the sacrifices they've made.' What do they want a medal?

Just went into a shop and said: "Can I pay by card?" He said: "No problem, what card do you have?"

I said: "The ace of spades!"

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Just finished reading a book called 'Fear of Sunlight' ...

by Gladys Knight. .

As I get older, I think of all the people I've lost along the way...

Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me?

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I finally caught the person at work who has been stealing my beetroot ....

caught him red handed.

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I saw Diana Ross trying to push in at the queue at Tesco and I said to her: "You can’t hurry love you just have to wait". .

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I turned down a job where I would be paid in vegetables.

The celery was unacceptable. .

I was disappointed that I only got a rucksack for Christmas;

but I’ve put it behind me now. .

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.I think that men who shorten their name to Pat are missing a trick.

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nice

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The two songs as jokes are my favorites! The celery comes in after them!😀👍🌈🥬

The Gladys Knight one was 👍😂

I heard this one and it reminded me of your jokes Barry-

A linguistics professors said, "In English, a double negative can form a positive. But in some languages, like Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative."

A voice pipes up from the back of the class:

"Yeah right"

😃

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to CJasmin

🤣 very good, hope you are well and happy Jasmin 😘

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CJasmin in reply to Bazzak

I hope I'm Jasmin too or I'm in the wrong body 😳😂

Enjoy your day Barrington ❤️

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to CJasmin

Yes sorry the Pilker pilks again🙉😘

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CJasmin in reply to Bazzak

Never apologize for your pilky pilks, Pilker 😊

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Marnie22 in reply to CJasmin

LOL ☺🌸

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CJasmin in reply to Bazzak

Omg Barry has a face!!!!! Alert the press!!! 😆🤩

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to CJasmin

Shssssss

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CJasmin in reply to Bazzak

I will not shush! This is a grand day indeed! 😆

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to CJasmin

They won't notice !!!shssss

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CJasmin in reply to Bazzak

I'm sure they already have and all the girls are busy photoshopping you onto various Bazzak Enterprise product this very moment 😂

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to CJasmin

God,I never thought abou that !!🙉🙉

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CJasmin in reply to Bazzak

Really?! Oh Baz, you're slipping 😂 That was my FIRST thought 🤣

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to CJasmin

🤣🤣tell you now they will no see it if you keep quiet 😘😁

CJasmin profile image
CJasmin in reply to Bazzak

Well maybe I kinda want them to... And who knows? It might help your business! 😂

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to CJasmin

Shsss😘

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CJasmin in reply to Bazzak

Fiiiiine I'll shhh 😁 It's my New Years gift to you. Don't say I never got you nothin' 😂

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to CJasmin

😁😁😁😁😘

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CJasmin in reply to Bazzak

😂❤️

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to CJasmin

It's quite funny how you can have two lots of conversations going on and never the twain will meet 😁😁😘

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CJasmin in reply to Bazzak

We're delightfully complex like that 😉

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to CJasmin

And

😊
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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

🙄🙄🙄😘

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003 in reply to Bazzak

yes I admire both of you equality 💜❤️

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Do you really think I didn't notice???😘😘😘💕

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

What ?😘😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

The picture. Put me off me hot chocolate it did😘😘😘💕

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Got my eye on you now😁😘😘💕

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Perche?💕💕💕

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

perché la bellezza è negli occhi di chi guarda😘😘💕💕

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Oh Baz Caro😘😘😘💕

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to MadBunny

Actually that photo is a bit disturbing😘😘😘💕

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

😒😒😒🙄 sorry

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Only joking luv 😘😘😘💕

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Told you I look 43 😊😊😘😘

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Yeah and I look 23😘💕

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Well I'm sure to do 😘💕

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Actually my hairdresser told me I don't look 60. I know I don't. Cos I'm not😁😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

😁 well my barber won't give me the pensioner price 😁😁😘😘💕

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

😁🤣💕💕💕♥️😘😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Off to sleep in a min will be awake at 4 😁😁😘💕💕

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Ok I can take the hint😘😘😘♥️💕

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Hb2003 in reply to CJasmin

😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to CJasmin

Sorry Jas, I pilkered my reply 😊xx

CJasmin profile image
CJasmin in reply to Bazzak

No worries Baz, I knew what you meant 😊

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to CJasmin

💕🙂

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Marnie22 in reply to CJasmin

That's a good one! A great joke for me because my degree is in English language and literature and I studied linguistics as part of it - plus I took Russian at school! 😀🌸

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CJasmin in reply to Marnie22

My degree is in English too!!! 😆 But I took Spanish instead of Russian 😅 No wonder you're so cool ❤️

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Marnie22 in reply to CJasmin

Thank you. I have never been called 'cool' before. I shall treasure your remark. 🙂🌸

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CJasmin in reply to Marnie22

HOW?! You are freakin' rad. Truly. I'm honored to be the one to finally tell you this ❤️

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Marnie22 in reply to CJasmin

Thank you. I am not sure whether to take that seriously or to persuade you to see a therapist! 😀🌸 But I shall choose the former!Actually, I had a teenage student say to me once that I couldn't be a teacher because I was too weird! I took it as a compliment!

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CJasmin in reply to Marnie22

I've actually been told by my therapist that I am her best patient because (despite my best efforts) I'm perfectly normal 😂 So there you have it- a professional opinion. You gotta take me seriously now!

I've been called weird too. And bizarre. And strange. 😊 I wear it all as a badge of honor. All of us English folks are odd little ducks. But I wouldn't have it any other way ❤️

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to CJasmin

Well I think you are lovely !x

CJasmin profile image
CJasmin in reply to Bazzak

Awwww thank you, and right back at ya! You can be so sweet sometimes 😊❤️

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MadBunny in reply to CJasmin

Occasionally😊🐰

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

She did say sometimes!!😘😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

I hope you're not daring to correct me😘😘😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

No Miss, sometimes and occasionally Are synonyms aren't they 😊😊😘😘💕

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

I suppose so😘😘😘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Did you really agree with me !!! I feel faint😳😘😘

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Yes I suppose I did 😘😘😘

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CJasmin in reply to MadBunny

I was waiting to see how long it would take you to chime in 😂🤣 We can always count on you to keep him grounded

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to CJasmin

You can always rely on me👍I'm usually pretty good at keeping him under control😊🐰

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CJasmin in reply to MadBunny

Too true 😂

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to CJasmin

Had plenty of practice😂🐰

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Are you lurking around waiting for opportunities to practice your charm on unsuspecting victims 😘😘😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

No, I was all tucked up ready to go to sleep, now I've poured myself another glass of red!😁😘😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Me too- tucked up that is 😘😘😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Wine in bed? Che decadente😘😘💕

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Wait till I attack the profiteroles😊😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Don't get the chocolate sauce everywhere😘😘😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

There's all kinds of thoughts running through my mind which I won't post.....😘😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Youve got me wanting some now😘😘😘💕

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

😁😄😁😘😘💕

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Never tried profiteroles in bed before.....😘😘😘💕

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

There's always a first time for everything 😊😘💕💕

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Mmmmm😘😘😘💕♥️

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

A versatile dessert, profiteroles😘😘😘💕

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

These are Waitrose hazelnut chocolate mmmmm😘😘💕💕

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Oh don't it's too much for me to cope with😘😘😘💕♥️

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

They actually go very nice with malbec🍷💕💕💕

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Stop it!!!!😘😘💕💕💕

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Carry on like this and I'll have to raid the box of chocolates 😘😘💕💕

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

😁😁😁I do love our conversations 😘😘😘💕💕

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Me too 😁😁😁😘😘😘💕💕💕

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MadBunny in reply to MadBunny

Too late- I've caved in. Raisins soaked in Amaretto😘😘😘💕💕💕

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to MadBunny

And coated in chocolate😘😘😘💕

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

So, you give in easy to temptation young lady 😊😘😘😘💕💕

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Depends on who's doing the tempting😘😘💕💕💕

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MadBunny in reply to MadBunny

And what's on offer.😘😘😘💕

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

I can't answer that, it reminds me of.... the name slips my mind 😊😊😘💕

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

I'll just have to use my imagination them😘😘😘💕

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😘😘💕💕

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

You are such a bad influence on me. But I love it 😘😘😘💕💕💕♥️

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

😁😘💕

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

😘😘😘💕

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

I don't think I'll be able to look at a box of profiteroles in the same way again 😁😘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

🤣🤣🤣 I think I may have the dame problem😉💕

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

😁😁btw do you like chocolate eclairs😂😘💕

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Yes not had one for ages though😘💕

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

🤣😘💕

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Hb2003 in reply to Bazzak

😂😂😂😂

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Hb2003

Virtual for you Hiba

😘💕
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Hb2003 in reply to Bazzak

Looks very yummy

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Marnie22

I thought of you when I posted it, and can you converse in Russian ??, surely not 🤔😘

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Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

It was about 400 years ago! 😀🌸

😁😁

Buona Sera. Ricorda- tirare un cracker con te in qualsiasi momento 💕😘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

potresti sempre essere il cracker sul mio braccio, signorina 🤗😘

Non lo solo gia ?😪😘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

l'unico che voglio tirare🤗😘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Adesso sono confuso🤔🤔😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Non io sono gia?

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

sì, naturalmente 😘

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

😘😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Pilko italiano 😊😘😘

Shhh🤫non in pubblico😘😘

in reply to MadBunny

Please can I have the English versions so I know what I'm laughing at 😂🤣😂🤣

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MadBunny in reply to

Google translate will do the trick- unless one of us makes a mistake😊🐰

🤣😂🤣😂 loved the pic. 😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Narwhal10

😁 hope you and yours are well Charlie😘😘

Hi Baz very good I needed cheering up I had a great day yesterday as in park about 2 hours in the sun taking photos I just put one on of me and pixie at the table with turkey😸 x

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to

Will take a look, you have a good rest 😘

in reply to Bazzak

I've got you a present have a look at my pixie post too from yesterday there's a funny one when you read first reply maby easier to find by going in my profile posts x

I walked I on him just cought him in time before he eat our tea lol he gets more like you each day do naughty 😁

Pixie thief
Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to

Yes I've been caught doing that😁

in reply to Bazzak

Luv pixie x

Present off pixie
Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to

I have a few of them 🤗🤗

in reply to Bazzak

I dare you to slip the odd one in on your next jokes lol

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to

We will see 😁 but it would have to be the reader's imagination otherwise I'm banned!!🤗

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Don't you dare😘😘

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Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

Uuuurrrrgggghhhh......🤭🌸

So that's what was rummaging through my bags 😊😘😘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits

Think you may have to edit again before Jerry does 😁

in reply to Bazzak

It's gone lol good night have fun check my pixie posts out sometime from yesterday there's only 2 so far you not seen 🐆💛🌟🛌xx

Pixie hugs a tree in park yesterday,like his mummy lol not sure if you saw that post I did it was ages ago

Pixie hugs a tree bless him

Some real crackers Bazzak!👍

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Callendersgal

🤣🤣 very good xx

Craftyperson profile image
CraftypersonReading Rabbits

I thought of you when pulling crackers the jokes sooooooo bad

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Craftyperson

😁😁 yes, I think its about time I retired gracefully 🤔😊xx

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CraftypersonReading Rabbits in reply to Bazzak

Oh no you can't stop!!

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Craftyperson

😊😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

You retire gracefully?- mai😘😘💕

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Probably not 😁😘💕

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

😘💕

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003 in reply to Bazzak

Good because I need A dose if you’re humor every single day 😃😅 gosh I feel Shaky but I am fine 😂😂 Better than what I experienced yesterday

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MadBunny in reply to Hb2003

Good to hear you're feeling better.Stomach problems are not good and they can leave you feeling exhausted xx🐰

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Hb2003 in reply to MadBunny

That is true ❤️

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Hb2003

Since drawing a watch on my wrist with a ballpoint pen,I've been living on biroed time.

😑xx

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Hb2003 in reply to Bazzak

What does that mean Bazzak ? . You should watch something fun or entertaining are you alright ? ❤️❤️

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Hb2003

😊😘

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003 in reply to Bazzak

I don’t know 😂😂😂😂 tell me

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003 in reply to Bazzak

I guess I have to find out myself 🤣🤣🤣

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Hb2003

Yes🤣🤣💕

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003 in reply to Bazzak

Uggh great 😫 😂😂😂😂

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003 in reply to Bazzak

Is it a type of pen 🖊🤣🤣🤣

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Hb2003

Yes, you don't have biros in the US ?🤔

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003 in reply to Bazzak

We do we call them ball point pens 🖊

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003 in reply to Bazzak

we do have them I was just confused I am sorry about that

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Hb2003

I confuse lots of people Hiba 🙂🙂

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003 in reply to Bazzak

🤦‍♀️ You don’t you make people laugh of course ☺️ Your not confusing i promise ❤️👍🏻

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Hb2003

Im just sitting here in my high viz vest reflecting on things...🤔🙂

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003 in reply to Bazzak

are you In a happy mood today Bazzak ? I hope so 😄 .

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Hb2003

I'm always in a happy mood Hiba🙂

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Hb2003 in reply to Bazzak

Good 😌❤️❤️

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

You are relentless darling😘😘😘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

I have a bad dad Christmas card but I think you will get it 🤔😘💕

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Wot you on about?You been on the sherry😘😘💕

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

My Christmas card do you get it ???🤗

💕💕
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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

That is awful🥴😘😘😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Yes, can't argue with you 🙄💕💕

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Clever though.I don't mind admitting I had to think about it 🥴😘😘💕

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Do you like italian food ?

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

I've got to be careful what I say here........yes very much.Now sit back and wait for it..........😘😘💕

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

I will type it out later I have just seen a word obscured on the side that is offensive doh 😘💕💕

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Oh Baz what are you like darling. Is it all getting a bit too much for you 😘😘💕

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE ITALIAN CHEF THAT DIED.

He pasta away. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history here today, gone tomato. It's so sad that he ran out of thyme. For no other reason except the fact I looked up to him, I'd like to send olive my love to his family. He's wife is so upset cheese taking it very hard.

I can't espresso how much I feel for her at this difficult time. You never mortadella such a tragic thing. It's such a shame when people die fusilli reasons. Who would have thought that at such a young age he'd be gnocchi on heavens door ? In the end it was a farfal from grace. The funeral service will be held by

Paster Carbonara

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

😂😂😂Cannoli- yum!😘😘😘💕💕

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

I just liked the play on words 😊😘😘💕💕I'm partial Carbonara 😘

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Me too. Have you had cannoli?😘💕

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

No always wanted to, but wasn't allowed 🙉🙄💕

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

I shouldn't really but we've got a little Sicilian cafe in town and if I go in for a coffee well you've just got to haven't you?They also do lovely arancini- worth trying if you haven't already.If you like rice. 😘😘💕

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

I make a mean sausage canneloni 😁😘💕💕

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Ooh...I make a mean carbonara but not good if you're watching your cholesterol😊😘💕

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

If you like italian food, as we do, not much of it is good for your cholesterol 😁 😘💕💕

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Well not the way I make it😊 The food I have when in Italy is generally healthier. All this talk of Italian food is making me realise how much I missed it this year

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

I love all that! Where abouts in italy do you usually go ?, I've been to quite a few places there, but did love Sorrento and also Sicily 💕

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Lake Garda.Garda town itself. I love Sorrento and the Amalfi coast but haven't been there for years. And I adore Verona (apart from the naff Romeo and Juliet stuff though)Never been to Sicily. I wanted to go to Florence this Autumn but it wasn't to be😘💕

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Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

Have you had farinata? 🙂🌸

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Marnie22

Yes I had that in Sardinia,very nice xx

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Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

I had it in a tiny local cafe just north of La Spezia in Liguria. Tried to make it back home - total disaster! 😄🌸

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

What is it? Never heard of it.Havent seen it so I assume it's a Sardinian speciality?

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

It's like a chickpea flat bread if I remember

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Ah.

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Marnie22 in reply to MadBunny

Yes, it is. It's an unleavened pancake/bread made of chickpea flour. When I had it it was cooked in a massive pizza oven. Yum! 😋🌸

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MadBunny in reply to Marnie22

Does sound yummy. I can't ever recall seeing it on a menu though. If and when I get back there I'll have to have a look😊🐰

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Marnie22 in reply to MadBunny

There's a local cafe (not Italian) that I used to have it on the menu, but I haven't tried it. 🙂🌸

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Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

GROAN! 😁🌸

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MadBunny in reply to Marnie22

Bad wasn't it. Although quite clever.

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Marnie22 in reply to MadBunny

Like Bazzak then....... 😉🌸

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MadBunny in reply to Marnie22

Bad or clever?

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

I am here ladies 🤗

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

I assumed that. Why do you think I said it😘😘😘

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Hb2003 in reply to Bazzak

Yay your back 😊

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MadBunny in reply to Hb2003

Don't encourage him Hiba😊🐰🐰

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Hb2003 in reply to MadBunny

Whyyyy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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MadBunny in reply to Hb2003

Because he'll start making silly comments again😊🐰

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Hb2003 in reply to MadBunny

I love silly ness 😂😂😂

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Marnie22 in reply to MadBunny

Both. And yes, Bazzak, I know you're there. 😊🌸

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MadBunny in reply to Marnie22

Not sure about the clever bit. Of course we know he's there . We've got built in Pilker detectors😊🐰

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Hb2003 in reply to MadBunny

Wait until he comes out a silliness extravaganza

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MadBunny in reply to Hb2003

Maybe it's a bit too late for it tonight😊🐰

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Hb2003 in reply to MadBunny

Your right 😂

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Hb2003 in reply to Bazzak

just tell me already 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Marnie22 in reply to Hb2003

Which letter is missing? 🤔🌸

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Hb2003 in reply to Marnie22

I don’t know 🤷‍♀️

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Marnie22 in reply to Hb2003

Go through the alphabet. There is no ........? 🙃🌸

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Hb2003 in reply to Marnie22

L !!

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Marnie22 in reply to Hb2003

YAY! NO 'l' = Noel! 😆🌸

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Hb2003 in reply to Marnie22

Oh now I get it 😂😂😂

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Marnie22 in reply to Hb2003

Never expect a teacher to do anything other than make you work out the answer yourself! 😆🌸

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Hb2003 in reply to Marnie22

lol 😂

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Marnie22 in reply to Hb2003

Once a teacher, always a teacher! 😊🌸

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Hb2003 in reply to Marnie22

That is true 😂😂😂🤦‍♀️ Please punish me 😂🤣🤣

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Hb2003 in reply to Bazzak

change that face turn it into a smiley face 😊

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Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

DEFINITELY not. ☺🌸

Hello Bazzak

The Patrick was great :) :)

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Big_Dee

Hello Big_Dee, hope you and your loved ones had a good Christmas xx

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Big_Dee in reply to Bazzak

Hello Bazzak

You too and have a Happy New Year.

Good morning thanks for a laugh ❤️

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Hb2003

You ok Hiba 😘

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Hb2003 in reply to Bazzak

I am ok I was super sick yesterday I feel good but my stomach hurts

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Hb2003

Sorry to hear that, hope you feel better soon xx

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Hb2003 in reply to Bazzak

I hope so too I feel better now ❤️❤️

Oh Bazzak,

These Jokes ARE the 'Pits'.... Don't EVER STOP 'sending' them, not EVER. 😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😊😊😊😊.

AndrewT

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to AndrewT

😁🤗

LOL @ the Diana Ross one, and the Beetroot one :) . Happy Holidays, and Happy 2021 :)

the beet root joke is hilarious I love beets 😄❤️😂😂😂

We shall call you the pickler from now 😂😂😂

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