Virtual jail term. (Humour)

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I am now serving a virtual jail term with no chance of parole,and i am in solitary confinement and allowed no visitors for the foreseeable future,not even Roger my accomplice in crime who visits 3 times a week to give me enormous support and help with so many questionable issues.

Luckily i have squirrelled away a spade and a hammer to start digging for freedom,and already i have made headway in making a gap behind the security fence,but due to weight gain i must work harder to enlarge the opening.

A friend who has already escaped was kind enough to throw me a bottle of Vodka which luckily because i am very agile I caught it midstream,but the guards are rather inept in their policing as they appear to be under the influence of some unknown substance,and annoyingly they will not share.

However i am due to be released early December unless rules are changed.

So my friends,take heart because these draconian rules will not last forever and we will walk out into the sunshine once again.