I dont always wake up grumpy
Sometimes I let her sleep in
The wife just stopped and said " you weren't even listening were you ?"
I thought " that's a weird way to start a conversation!"
On a cold day last winter when I was out, the wife texted me " windows frozen wont open" I texted back " pour some lukewarm water over it and the gently tap the edges with a hammer". She texts back ten minutes later, "computer really messed up now". ( as Rene' would say stupid woman)
Daughter said " mum says you never buy her flowers"
I replied " I never knew she sold them!"
, you still bring joy to others with these 
LOL post. I hope/pray you are well soon 
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