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My computer booted up by itself in the middle of the night and started playing ‘someone like you’. I’m not bothered by this ... it’s a Dell

Congratulations to Hugh Zapritti Boyden. He has been appointed Chairman of The Budgerigar Association

I used to think Elton John’s favourite lettuce was Iceberg. Then I realised that he’s more of a rocket man.

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That's my kind of salad Bazzak!! 👍😀

Very good 🤣😂

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Oh dear .I laughed till I was an interesting shade of unhealthy blue.

You have made my day -but your posts need a chuckleitis warning!!!!

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🤣xx

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S11m

There is many a poster posted in jest - that looks like a good keto diet!

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springcross

Oooh, I can see some of those rashers in a sarnie plastered in brown sauce - yum! 😋😋

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springcross

🤣😂 You know you're not supposed to pull crackers before Christmas! Seriously though Bazzak, you really are hilarious, we've been in stitches here reading these. Thanks for the laugh.

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply tospringcross

Thank you x, I do worry that I might annoy people, because I never post anything serious. 🙂xx

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I really don't think you have any reason to worry about that Bazzak, as far as I can see and this goes for me too, you seem to cheer people up very much. Even dave121 was asking where you were three days ago as he needed another joke, so there! 😊😊 xx

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Activity2004

Very funny and almost had me off my seat! Thank you for the wonderful jokes! :-)

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Agoodenough

Omg had to keep reading the second one as I didn’t get it at first. 🙄

Love your posts! Ali 😃

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toAgoodenough

Thank you, Ali xx

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Lol soooo funny! 🤣🤣

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footgo

Good morning Barry

I am now relying on you to start my day with a smile, l hunt frantically for your morning post for my morning fix, l do not always find it, so I have to wait twenty four hours for my fix with a chuckle and a coffee!

Have a wonderful day, best wishes from your mate, Tim.

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply tofootgo

🤣x Best wishes to you and Carmen, mate

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Analeese

🤣

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MadBunny

Love the picture. Definitely my kind of salad🥬🥓🥓

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