I was offered a job at Citroen.
I had to send in 2CVs
What do you call a floating dog? A good buoy.
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More awful joke competition for Bazzak
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LOL, I love the Citroen joke as well 😂
BazzakReading Rabbits
I went on a Hot Chocolate themed picnic once.
It started with a quiche....
🙂x
Hahaha
I was offered a cheap trampoline.I jumpefd at the chance
I was upset when the freezer stopped working.
But that's just water under the fridge.
What have midgets and dwarves got in common?
Very little.
A mate of mine has just been sacked from his job working on the dodgems.
He´s suing them for funfair dismissal
😁😁 x
aaarghhh!
Now here's a literary one.
Archivists have discovered that, before its publication as a novel, Dickens' work 'A Tale of Two Cities' was serialised in two local newspapers.
It was the Bicester Times and the Worcester Times.
A man walks into a pub with a lump of tarmac under his arm. "What's it to be?" asks the barman. The man replies "A pint of bitter, please, and one for the road"
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
Now the i's BAD!!!!
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Yep- just like your footbaIl team! Even mine finished higher in the table- 7 places I believe???
I take it you're conceding defeat tonight then?
My team won the world the world cup !😁 xx
You know which team I mean......
Teves rules!!😁👍
Sadly, the boss of Nutella died today. Let's at least hope they put a good spread on after his funeral.
I’ve just joined my local reggae band playing the triangle.
I stand at the back and ting…..
What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
😆By the way-does the one in your picture go up to 11 😊
I'm impressed. You know your amps and movies. My last Marshall actually went up to 20. That amp came out right after Spinal Tap and there was ads with Nigel pointing that feature out.
😊 One of my favourite films. My hairdresser's called Nigel.And he plays a Les Paul!I must see if I can find the ad somewhere.
😁😁 x
Me too! I had 3 of them and had to endure merciless jokes, but I loved them 💕 xx
I loved mine. I bought it from a chap who did it up to look like a classic car with round mirrors and he put the spare wheel on the boot.
My friend and I used to go from Taunton to Weston Super Mare with the kids in the back and the roof down! It was so much fun.
And then I came home one day to find my husband had sold it because it gave me too much freedom!
😱😵😡😠
Thank you 💕💕 my tummy is aching from laughing so much! 😂😘👍 xx
A great smile MadBunny! 👍
Thank you to you and Bazzak for making me laugh just when I needed it most 🤣😂
😂 I particularly like the Citroen one. x
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
That's a good one 🤣😂
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