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A good friend on facebook sent me the post below, I think he has finally flipped, or maybe that's why he's my friend πŸ™‰!

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I apologise for posting but it made me smile

Had to be done...

Please copy and paste this to your status if you're constantly being asked to copy and paste things to your status by people who copy and paste things to their statuses. Many people won't copy and paste this, but my truly sarcastic friends (which are my favorites) will copy and paste it because they're sarcastic by nature. If you don't copy and paste it, then this means you hate bacon. And if you hate bacon, the government wins, and a unicorn dies. Possibly puppies as well. And occasionally baby goats. But never dragons because of something to do with tomatoes.

He made his own bacon masks 😁!!

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MadBunny

Bonkers!Made me laugh nevertheless.And just for the record I've never copy and pasted anything to my status.

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Nor me re status, I know he's bonkers, but this one was surreal!, I am still not sure I should have posted it on here as I can see some members being completely bewildered πŸ™‰πŸ˜x

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Gillyflower18

🀣🀣🀣🀣giggle!

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S11m

With logic like that, your friend could be a politician!

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toS11m

To be fair to him, he's a lovely man who works for CLIC Sargent, which is the leading UK charity for children with cancer and their families. So I don't blame him for being bonkers with his humour, He has to release feelings with laughter.xx

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leo60

Made me laugh! ;) xx

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toleo60

He does have a strange sense of humour though, but I like it. 😁xx

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toleo60

He has just posted a photo of himself, I am really tempted to add it 😁x

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leo60β€’ in reply toBazzak

Go on! xx

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toleo60

Done ! Xx

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toleo60

I changed it again !

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leo60

Oh I love it/him, wonderful xx ;)

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leo60

You don't need much encouragement do you?! ;) xx

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toleo60

No, I'm easily led !😁xx

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leo60β€’ in reply toBazzak

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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MidoriVisually impaired

Brilliant! Edible masks!

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Marnie22

Whew! I am kinda glad that I am unable to use any social media (other than this site and this doesn't count because it's calm and you don't get heaps of unwanted stuff etc.) because I didn't have to actually try and follow the logic in that passage!

What would anyone suggest as an alternative food mask for people who don't eat meat?

😌🌸

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

My friend has a weird sense of humour that I love, ( I think he had a fixation with Spike Milligan humour) I wouldn't change him for the world but I can see others think he is on another planet. Re what alternative food I have already seen plenty of cabbage masks 😁xx

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

Mmm? Cabbage masks? Uncooked I hope! πŸ˜€πŸŒΈ

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

Afraid not, that's lettuce leaves coated with mayonnaise for a healthy skin πŸ₯¬x

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Activity2004β€’ in reply toBazzak

Oh! That’s interesting to hear!πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸŒˆ

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toActivity2004

Activity, don't try it, it was tongue in cheek or rather mayonnaise in cheek ! 😁xx

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Activity2004β€’ in reply toBazzak

Wasn’t going to do that, but is an interesting thing.πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸŒˆ

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SORRELHIPPOReading Rabbits

Damn it, just finished supper and want to eat again. Understand your friend's need to go wild sometimes. I worked with children for one year (specialised in the elderly, which is why I know I am not demented yet, can do all the tests I memorised over 40 years of work)!! We lost a proportion of the youngsters, each year and I found that this needed a special kind of person, which was not me.

As for Vegans, a Halloween Pumpkin would do. Not so much fun though.

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toSORRELHIPPO

😁xx

Sounds just like FB at its best! 🀣🀣

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

He is a penny short of a shilling 😁😁

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Tertia3

You've made me feel hungry. Think I'll have a bacon sandwich for lunch.

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toTertia3

😁xπŸ₯“

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