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songs that will help us all in isolation :)

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good afternoon everyone we can do this keep in touch but one song that was posted on the bhf site was

Always look on the bright side of life da da da da

Always look on the bright side of life

now see who out of you guys can add the next sentence lets keep this going until we get to the last line of the song

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I WILL SURVIVE!

At 1st I was afraid, I was petrified,

There was no loo roll down at Aldi and I nearly cried.

Oh I spent so many nights just thinking how you did me wrong,

I used to wipe,

And now I’m forced to just drip dry !

No anti-bac !

No bloody soap,

and if you think you’re buying pasta well you’ve got no bloody hope !

I would have bought that box of eggs, I would have rationed out my bread,

If I’d have known for just one second everyone would lose their head !

Go on now go, walk out the door !

All you bloody stockpilers,

You are not welcome any more !

Weren’t you the ones who just bought all the sodding beans ?

You selfish gits !

I hope you spill them down your jeans !

Oh no not I, I won’t panic buy!

Oh as long as I have alcohol, I know I’ll stay alive,

Though I can’t buy my usual cheese,

This will not bring me to my knees

And I’ll survive, I will survive, hey, hey !

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart,

There was just apples and 1 carrot in my shopping cart,

And I spent hours walking round just feeling sorry for myself,

The empty store, with boxes strewn across the floor

And you’ll see me, somebody who,

Cannot buy anything she came for, and it’s all down to fecking you

And frickin Reg from down the road is such a selfish blimmin git

Because he stockpiled all the loo roll so nobody else can have a s@*t !

Go on now go, walk out the door !

All you bloody stockpilers,

You are not welcome any more!

Weren’t you ones who just bought all the sodding cakes

Can’t you make a crumble,

Do you people not know how to bake ?

Oh no not I, I won’t panic buy !

Oh as long as I have alcohol, I know I’ll stay alive,

Though I can’t buy my usual cheese

This will not bring me to my knees

And I’ll survive, I will survive !

Brilliant Love it Well done 😂😂😂😂😂

Not mine don't really know where it came from but a deck theme song

Still thinking what to add to yours. 🙂

in reply to Orchardroad

Brilliant!! Thank you, you made me chuckle xxxx

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