I woke up today, how can I 'Put This' politely, in a rather Smelly, Sicky Mess. I'd had a 'Dodgy' Tummy, most of yesterday, and yes I had had a Tummy Ache when I went to bed. If I said that 'The Poo Wanted Out' that would, almost certainly, describe it well🟤 (closest I could find to a 'Poo').
I put the sheets, onto wash, this morning- before I went out- I might just get the Same CLEAN Sheets, back on, my bed tonight! My Under Sheet(s) are, sort of, Semi disposable....I have Commissioned a new Set anyway.
I know that this is NOT the 'Nicest', of subjects, but, I wonder, just how many of us have this/ these Problems/ Troubles? I guess it makes a Change from being Bunged Up! Sorry, once again, everyone.
AndrewT