The Residents of 'Our' Flats, I live in Supported Living, are Hatching a Wheeze. Bearing in mind, that some Residents, need a great deal of 'Personal Assistance'- we are going to tell our Manager that we have ALL Won a competition. It is going to be a Week Long Break, to New York City- to see ALL the Sights- probably in June.....this gives the Manager around Six Weeks to Arrange 'Cover'- including, of course, Wheelchair Access through the Airports. I/We haven't Finalised all the Details yet, I'm not the only one 'Working' on this, but the Look on her face! I was in Town, with a neighbour, yesterday- it is his Birthday tomorrow- when we Dreamed This Up......The Staff Member, who was with us, is Sworn To Secrecy.
The Lady across the way, who needs a LOT of assistance, laughed 'Like a Drain' when I told her. I haven't quite 'told' everyone yet, there are still a couple more....but 'What A Spoof', she is going to have 'F..king Kittens'! (It is even better, that April 1 is a Monday, I can Plant 'everything' the Sunday Evening.)
I'll keep you 'Posted'...
AndrewT
No jokes, this came up on my facebook page and struck a cord. X