One day there was a Football Match, between the Animals and the Insects. By Half Time the Animals are winning by FIVE goals. However, in the Second Half, the Insects bring on the centipede. He is a brilliant player and, by the end of the Match the Insects have won by three goals.
After the Match the Captain of the Animals, askes The Captain of the Insects "Why didn't you bring the centipede on earlier?". "Oh I would have done" replies the Captain of the Insects "only he was still 'doing up' his boots...………!
Little Joke. (With emphasis on the little)