* Illiterate? Write today for help.
* Dog for sale. Eats anything and is fond of children.
* Auto Repair Service. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
* Stock up and Save! Limit one per customer.
* For sale: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
* Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
* Three-year-old teacher needed for preschool. Experience preferred.
* Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Salary and Blue Cross.
* We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
* Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
* Vacation special: Have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts.
* Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
* For Rent: Six room hated apartment.
* We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.
* Man, honest, will take anything.
* Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first.
* Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops!
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