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One of Toci's jokes. I haven't laughed today. Pam

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Hi Pam Toci doesn't seem to be around so I will stand in for her and tell a joke. I hope you like it.

A man goes home to his family with a robot

He tells them that if anyone tells a lie the robot will slap them

The man says to his son, I heard you weren't at school today

The boy says 'Yes I was dad honestly'

Robot slaps the son

'OK ok' said the son 'I wasn't but I was doing my homework'

Robot slaps the son

So the man says 'Well what were you doing then'?

'I was looking at a porn movie dad'

'I never did that at your age said the father'

Robot slaps the father

'All right I did several times'

Mother says 'Like father like son'

Robot slaps the mother.......

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You are a good sub, thank you.

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Sorry I let you down. Try the new one. ;)

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