One of Toci's jokes. I haven't laughed today. Pam
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Hi Pam Toci doesn't seem to be around so I will stand in for her and tell a joke. I hope you like it.
A man goes home to his family with a robot
He tells them that if anyone tells a lie the robot will slap them
The man says to his son, I heard you weren't at school today
The boy says 'Yes I was dad honestly'
Robot slaps the son
'OK ok' said the son 'I wasn't but I was doing my homework'
Robot slaps the son
So the man says 'Well what were you doing then'?
'I was looking at a porn movie dad'
'I never did that at your age said the father'
Robot slaps the father
'All right I did several times'
Mother says 'Like father like son'
Robot slaps the mother.......

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