But I still love her 😁⚘xxx
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Ok, ok, I'm losing the toilet war, but you must admit women can be inveterate fibbers. Take Leo60, her real age, I then asked Marnie22...
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I bet Marnie doesn't look anything like that!
Which one ???😊
Ooooh, you're really for it now Bazzak!!! 😂😂
Nah, Marnie29 and me are tight, I hope!!!😫xx
You were! 🤭
Do you think I should hide??x
Yep and quick. 😁
We are tight as a wotsit"s thingamajig. 😁🌸
Tight enough for me 😊xx
Tight as a Duck's 🦆Thingammyjig . The Thingammyjig begins with A. I think 🤔.🌼 xx.
Very possibly....😌🌸
I think I am renaming you Marnie the Mamber your bite is definitely worse than your bark! And as for a slippery adversary, you have no equal!! This is meant in the most in the most respectful way, just to say, if we were both spider's, I would take a wide birth, because you would eat me before!! We mated!!!.
Love you really 🙂⚘xx
That's a very sweet post. I love spiders. I don't mind snakes. It's humans that can be a problem....
My only problem with your post is that in it you committed a cardinal sin, (in my book) ............. MISUSE OF AN APOSTROPHE!!!!!!
Excuse me, I had to lie down for a moment. Phew!
It's okay, I will try and get over it. It's just a pet hate of mine.
(I do give free lessons on the correct use of apostrophes, though...)
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Sorry, I thought an APOSTROPHE was one of Jesuses messengers,RE and English were not my favourite subjects. You lie down my darling and I will wipe your brow 💕, with a damp cloth, probably one of my wet socks. Mmm, 😘😘xx
When do the lessons start??? 🤗🤔x
I hope you heard my howls of laughter! Good one! I shall pass on the wet sock offer, thank you. (Bleeaarrggh!)
I can start the apostrophe lessons next week, but do you want the grammar type or the Biblical type!? And why does everything I put in a message to you come out sounding dodgy?
BTW, I came up with a Biblical name for you - Bazzekiel!!!!😁🌸 Let us listen to the wise words of the prophet Bazzekiel.. ...
Actually, give the one on the left the haircut of the one on the right and it's pretty much spot on!
I also wear that expression whenever I read one of Bazzak's jokes......😵🌸
Friends ? 😊😊⚘
Of course. I take my responsibilities to care for the intellectually challenged very seriously. 😀😀😀😀😀🌸
Yes, my consultant said that about me last time I saw him!.
I remember hearing about how the other staff had to drag him into the consulting room, screaming. The consultant I mean..... 😁🌸
Yes and he was shouting, no bassak no, Marnie22 isn't her real age !!!!
You know roughly how old I am from the things I post. Perhaps we should go on to IQs? 😁🌸
But women are inveterate fibbers Marnie29, I would never know, being a simple man 🙁x
Well you brought up the word, 'simple.' Glad there was no 's' or I would have thought you were a meerkat! 🙄🌸
I'm giving up soon !!😩x
Don't give up. It's never too late to repent.........sorry, my Catholic childhood suddenly appeared! 😁🌸
Repent, repent, never repent, that means you were wrong! 🙂x
Good point. However, I am wrong sometimes - when there's a 'z' in the month. 😁🌸
You are on form! Good to see.🙂👍x
I get inspired by you Bazzak. My remaining brain cells seem to respond to your brand of idiocy. You should bottle it! 🤔🌸
My brain, which has its own brand of idiocy, is trying to work out if that is a complement or an insult. I will let you know when it sorts it out 😁🤔x
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Are you telling me Leo60 is 70, well I never!!😊
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I once worked in a military families' school in Germany which served two regiments, one of which was called 28............... Regiment and the other 35............. Regiment. One of the pupil's dads was the Commanding Officer of one of them and his son had a great sense of his own importance. Enter a much humbler, gentle child, the daughter of the garrison Padre. The colonel's son asked her, "is your dad 28 or 35?" No, answered the girl indignantly, he's 48!
Brilliant.
She could be in her second 29
Never tell your kids your age
I heard her telling a complete stranger. Mum is 42. But don’t tell any one
Exactly my words to her
Hello Bazzak
I have to admit, this whole exchange made my day!
What does Inveterate mean ? I’m sure it’s Not good because Fibber follows it.
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