If you really think about it logically, oh sorry I'm addressing you ladies here, (joke!!😁🙉) we are being very thoughtful to our darling female companions !. If we left the seat down when we go, it would be you lovely ladies that would end up with wet bottoms. !😘x
( I await the abuse ( in fun!!) 😃😃
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My dad does the same in his and my mom’s bathroom, but not in the other ones since we don’t want Bunny trying to stick her head inside and drinking the water!😀👍🌈
I am am awaiting the (fun) abuse from the ladies of the forum, tin hat on !!!🙉xx
Okay, Tinman!😀👍🌈
TMI Md, TMI - 🤢🤢 x
Is that the female enigma code ?😁
😁😁 Too Much Information.code!
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Enjoyed that😂😂🥰
And feet, where you guys miss completely! 😘😂😘😂 xx
Eat your cake and stay out of it. !!! 😘
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Anyway that's called multi tasking, we dont have to clean our shoes as much!
Euuuck!🤢😘 cx
Joking aside, I hope your day is going well♥️x
Ps, put myself in for a lot of abuse here 😁x
Yes it’s going well! My ex has popped over (we are best mates) with flowers and I have persuaded him to stay for lunch , so am doing one of my favourite things: cooking for friends 😊👍🍷🥂🍽😁 xx
Ps. Well deserved abuse 😘😂 xx You can always tell when I’m on my phone, I have emojis!! 🙄
In Ancient Rome-and I believe Mediaeval times it was prized for its cleaning properties in the cloth industry so you're not far wrong there☺But I'll stop there-don't want to turn this post into one about the properties of human waste😊
God, you agreed with me 🙏⚘😛😃😁👍🍷🍾🎂😊🥓🥓🥓🥰🥰x
Must be the heat affecting my brain😊🌋🌞
You will be singing bubbles soon !!!!
Nah it hasnt affected me that much🌝
Common just change the the words!
I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air
They fly so high
Nearly reach the sky
Then like bassak
They fade and die !!!!!!!!
you got out of that one nicely!!!!
Toilets I can cope with. My real objection to men
Is their underpants and socks. Mens socks, shudder, shudder.
I am not going to argue in any way!, fancy washing mine ??😁xx
Never washed a man"s socks. Never intend to. God did not put me on earth for that. *Shudder* 😱🌸
Marnie, Marnie, 😩 you wouldn't wash my socks ?? 🙏
I wouldn't need to, I am so confident in your ability to take care of your own socks. It's a compliment you see! I have never believed that having different chromosomes makes either gender unable to use a washing machine. Reminds me of a joke....
Q: How do you tell the sex of a chromosome?
A: Take its genes off.....
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Now that is funny 😁😁xx
I am thinking of putting up a new post using your avatar, yes or no 🙂🙂x
I don't have a clue what you mean. I only speak English....😱🌸
He wants to use the picture you used for the site.😀👍🌈
Thank you! It's fine. I don't even know where it came from! 😂🌸
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In your dreams !!
Im with you on that one
My dear dexter, that came from Chinese scientists, who live in a country where less than 5% of the population have flush loos. And a country that the virus that is devastating the whole world originated from. If you want to believe what they say then good for you. 🙂xx
Well, it is obviously a man thing. So if you men have to lift the seat up to pee, why not replace it when you've finished? Simple and polite!
You were asking for trouble when you posted this one Bazzak and you know it!
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Yep! But it's it's fun to see the replies, and I dont expect to win !!! 😁xx
I heard the tale of this teenage girl who was staying with her relatives. She went to use the toilet in the night and didn't want to wake anyone up, so she didn't put the light on. She went to sit down on the loo and there was a sudden shriek. Her grandmother was already sitting on the loo, in the dark! 😁🌸
Lucky it wasn't her grandfather !!🙉
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LOL
Just as well. 😁
I saw that programme too! 🙂🌸
Snap!
I'm ready for a game if you are! 🙂xx
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Hahaha.If I'd seen this in my younger feminist days I would risen to the bait.Now I'm too old to care any more
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Oh come on, I miss my old fishing days 😊👍
I have a horrible vision of worms dangling on hooks. Thanks for that! 😵🌸
No I used spam!!!
Lovely word, testie 😁x, re WHY, its men!, we dont complain about you women picking you your nose, leaving dirty tissues around, snoring and scratching you groin ! Oh hang on that's us!. Let me think about this and come back 😁👍x
There is an old joke where a guy suggests to his wife that they spice up their lives with a bit of role reversal. She says, 'Okay love, I'll lay on the couch and belch while watching the football. You can do the ironing and cook the dinner!'
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I will hold my hand up! 🙂x
Yes you can be excused!
😂😂 I love it. x
I'm glad you realised who actually does those things. Flipping cheek. 🙄🙄😁
Sounds like a lovely girl 🙂x
Hey Bazzak, I'm only gonna put my Two Penneth in. Because I'm a bit tired. You know you always make me laugh
But if you Gentlemen aimed straight, us Ladies wouldn't get wet bottoms, even if you did leave the seats down.
I mean, Cmon if we have to use the Gents in an Emergency. We sometimes end up with wet feet.🦶🦶😅😘xx.
😁😁xx you have a rest my darling xx
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I didn't, I dont understand Cantonese 🙂🙏x
It's an abiding puzzle isn't it ? Given te relative sizes of the two pieces of equipment...
Hahahahahaha
Last time I shared a house with a lady that small was when my step-daughter was 6, in 1976!
Everyone guys and all put the toilet lid down do the rules other wise they do not use my toilet ....
I don't care if the seat is up. It's not really a big deal. If it's up, I just put it down 👍 easy peasy
A rose amongst thorns 👍👍🌵⚘🌵x
No abuse from me. You just make me laugh as usual. Thank you.x
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Yet More 'Silly' Jokes
if the world was nicer 
Pip telephone assesment 
Happy Wednesday!!! What is your philosophy?😊❤️☀️☮️☯️🌻🧘🏻♀️🌈🙏