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Ok, ok!! Us men are doing it all the time, and it drives you ladies crazy, but......

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BazzakReading Rabbits
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If you really think about it logically, oh sorry I'm addressing you ladies here, (joke!!πŸ˜πŸ™‰) we are being very thoughtful to our darling female companions !. If we left the seat down when we go, it would be you lovely ladies that would end up with wet bottoms. !😘x

( I await the abuse ( in fun!!) πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

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Activity2004 profile image
Activity2004

My dad does the same in his and my mom’s bathroom, but not in the other ones since we don’t want Bunny trying to stick her head inside and drinking the water!πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸŒˆ

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toActivity2004

I am am awaiting the (fun) abuse from the ladies of the forum, tin hat on !!!πŸ™‰xx

Activity2004 profile image
Activity2004β€’ in reply toBazzak

Okay, Tinman!πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸŒˆ

springcross profile image
springcross

TMI Md, TMI - 🀒🀒 x

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply tospringcross

Is that the female enigma code ?😁

springcross profile image
springcrossβ€’ in reply toBazzak

😁😁 Too Much Information.code!

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply tospringcross

😁

embroy profile image
embroy

Enjoyed thatπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ₯°

leo60 profile image
leo60

And feet, where you guys miss completely! πŸ˜˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜πŸ˜‚ xx

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toleo60

Eat your cake and stay out of it. !!! 😘

πŸ˜πŸ‘πŸŽ‚πŸ°πŸΎxx

Anyway that's called multi tasking, we dont have to clean our shoes as much!

leo60 profile image
leo60β€’ in reply toBazzak

Euuuck!🀒😘 cx

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toleo60

Joking aside, I hope your day is going wellβ™₯️x

Ps, put myself in for a lot of abuse here 😁x

leo60 profile image
leo60β€’ in reply toBazzak

Yes it’s going well! My ex has popped over (we are best mates) with flowers and I have persuaded him to stay for lunch , so am doing one of my favourite things: cooking for friends πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘πŸ·πŸ₯‚πŸ½πŸ˜ xx

Ps. Well deserved abuse πŸ˜˜πŸ˜‚ xx You can always tell when I’m on my phone, I have emojis!! πŸ™„

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toleo60

It's always good when ex's get on, for everyone , you and the kids. Really pleased you are having a good time. πŸ™‚xx

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

In Ancient Rome-and I believe Mediaeval times it was prized for its cleaning properties in the cloth industry so you're not far wrong there☺But I'll stop there-don't want to turn this post into one about the properties of human waste😊

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

God, you agreed with me πŸ™βš˜πŸ˜›πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜πŸ‘πŸ·πŸΎπŸŽ‚πŸ˜ŠπŸ₯“πŸ₯“πŸ₯“πŸ₯°πŸ₯°x

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Must be the heat affecting my brainπŸ˜ŠπŸŒ‹πŸŒž

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

You will be singing bubbles soon !!!!

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Nah it hasnt affected me that much🌝

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Common just change the the words!

I'm forever blowing bubbles

Pretty bubbles in the air

They fly so high

Nearly reach the sky

Then like bassak

They fade and die !!!!!!!!

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

you got out of that one nicely!!!!

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

East End boy 😊xx

KB47 profile image
KB47β€’ in reply toBazzak

Hey Bazzak, you got that wrong. You haven't faded, and you certainly haven't d..d. I don't like using that word,but you know what I mean. Ya Wazzack😚..xx.

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toKB47

Ya Wazzack Bazzak love it 😁β™₯️⚘xx

KB47 profile image
KB47β€’ in reply toBazzak

Thought you might. πŸ’•πŸ€— xx

Angelagone profile image
Angelagone

Toilets I can cope with. My real objection to men

Is their underpants and socks. Mens socks, shudder, shudder.

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toAngelagone

I am not going to argue in any way!, fancy washing mine ??😁xx

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

Never washed a man"s socks. Never intend to. God did not put me on earth for that. *Shudder* 😱🌸

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

Marnie, Marnie, 😩 you wouldn't wash my socks ?? πŸ™

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

I wouldn't need to, I am so confident in your ability to take care of your own socks. It's a compliment you see! I have never believed that having different chromosomes makes either gender unable to use a washing machine. Reminds me of a joke....

Q: How do you tell the sex of a chromosome?

A: Take its genes off.....

😁🌸

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

Now that is funny 😁😁xx

I am thinking of putting up a new post using your avatar, yes or no πŸ™‚πŸ™‚x

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

I don't have a clue what you mean. I only speak English....😱🌸

Activity2004 profile image
Activity2004β€’ in reply toMarnie22

He wants to use the picture you used for the site.πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸŒˆ

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toActivity2004

Thank you! It's fine. I don't even know where it came from! πŸ˜‚πŸŒΈ

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

Marnie22, being the main theme of the post (joke?)

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

You do whatever youvwant to. I trust you. (WAIT! WHAT?) 😁🌸

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

😁😁😁😁xxxx

KB47 profile image
KB47β€’ in reply toMarnie22

Hahaha. I just caught on. πŸ€—.Glo x

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

hahaha

springcross profile image
springcrossβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

😁

Angelagone profile image
Angelagoneβ€’ in reply toBazzak

In your dreams !!

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toAngelagone

Im with you on that one

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits

My dear dexter, that came from Chinese scientists, who live in a country where less than 5% of the population have flush loos. And a country that the virus that is devastating the whole world originated from. If you want to believe what they say then good for you. πŸ™‚xx

RoadRunner44 profile image
RoadRunner44

Well, it is obviously a man thing. So if you men have to lift the seat up to pee, why not replace it when you've finished? Simple and polite!

You were asking for trouble when you posted this one Bazzak and you know it!

X😁😁

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toRoadRunner44

Yep! But it's it's fun to see the replies, and I dont expect to win !!! 😁xx

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

I heard the tale of this teenage girl who was staying with her relatives. She went to use the toilet in the night and didn't want to wake anyone up, so she didn't put the light on. She went to sit down on the loo and there was a sudden shriek. Her grandmother was already sitting on the loo, in the dark! 😁🌸

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

Lucky it wasn't her grandfather !!πŸ™‰

springcross profile image
springcrossβ€’ in reply toBazzak

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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RLN-overcomerβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

LOL

springcross profile image
springcrossβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Just as well. 😁

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22

I saw that programme too! πŸ™‚πŸŒΈ

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

Trust you 😊xx

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toMarnie22

And it's actually our flushing systems that make the spread worse! 😡🌸

KB47 profile image
KB47β€’ in reply toMarnie22

Me too Marnie. I saw it as well. πŸ€”πŸŒΌ

Snap!

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

I'm ready for a game if you are! πŸ™‚xx

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😩

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

Bad sorry πŸ™xx

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πŸ™„

springcross profile image
springcrossβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Yes you are and so you should be (in that order).

springcross profile image
springcrossβ€’ in reply to

😁😁

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny

Hahaha.If I'd seen this in my younger feminist days I would risen to the bait.Now I'm too old to care any more

πŸ˜‚x

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Oh come on, I miss my old fishing days πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

I have a horrible vision of worms dangling on hooks. Thanks for that! 😡🌸

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

No I used spam!!!

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

Are we still talking about fishing? πŸ˜…πŸŒΈ

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

Oh pleaseπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

It took me a while to work that one out.As I said previousl it must be the heat.

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toMadBunny

Well, us laydees is very delicate doncha know.....😁🌸

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toMadBunny

Remember that old saying women had.......

'Men! Can't live with them....'

I think there used to be a second part to it, but it always seemed to make sense to me to just use that first part! 😁😁😁😁🌸

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits

Lovely word, testie 😁x, re WHY, its men!, we dont complain about you women picking you your nose, leaving dirty tissues around, snoring and scratching you groin ! Oh hang on that's us!. Let me think about this and come back πŸ˜πŸ‘x

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

There is an old joke where a guy suggests to his wife that they spice up their lives with a bit of role reversal. She says, 'Okay love, I'll lay on the couch and belch while watching the football. You can do the ironing and cook the dinner!'

😁🌸

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

I will hold my hand up! πŸ™‚x

springcross profile image
springcrossβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Yes you can be excused!

springcross profile image
springcrossβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I love it. x

KB47 profile image
KB47β€’ in reply toMarnie22

Brilliant. πŸ˜‚ 😚 xx

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toKB47

Dont encourage her KB, I'm losing as it is. 😊xx

KB47 profile image
KB47β€’ in reply toBazzak

Well I'm back now, and I did see it. You should never take on us Ladies. Well win you everytime. πŸ€— xx

springcross profile image
springcrossβ€’ in reply toBazzak

I'm glad you realised who actually does those things. Flipping cheek. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ˜

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits

Sounds like a lovely girl πŸ™‚x

RoadRunner44 profile image
RoadRunner44

I've posted some toilet rules for all to see.

Xxx

KB47 profile image
KB47

Hey Bazzak, I'm only gonna put my Two Penneth in. Because I'm a bit tired. You know you always make me laugh

But if you Gentlemen aimed straight, us Ladies wouldn't get wet bottoms, even if you did leave the seats down.

I mean, Cmon if we have to use the Gents in an Emergency. We sometimes end up with wet feet.πŸ¦ΆπŸ¦ΆπŸ˜…πŸ˜˜xx.

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toKB47

😁😁xx you have a rest my darling xx

KB47 profile image
KB47β€’ in reply toBazzak

Okay. Will do. 🎼 🎢. πŸŒ‘ πŸ›Œ 🌞.😚 xx

springcross profile image
springcrossβ€’ in reply toKB47

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits

I didn't, I dont understand Cantonese πŸ™‚πŸ™x

Angelagone profile image
Angelagone

It's an abiding puzzle isn't it ? Given te relative sizes of the two pieces of equipment...

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toAngelagone

Hahahahahaha

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Sugar and spice and all things nice has just flown out of the window!😊

S11m profile image
S11m

Last time I shared a house with a lady that small was when my step-daughter was 6, in 1976!

Mia898 profile image
Mia898

Everyone guys and all put the toilet lid down do the rules other wise they do not use my toilet ....

Elliott_Woods profile image
Elliott_Woods

I don't care if the seat is up. It's not really a big deal. If it's up, I just put it down πŸ‘ easy peasy

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toElliott_Woods

A rose amongst thorns πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸŒ΅βš˜πŸŒ΅x

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Sheila_G

No abuse from me. You just make me laugh as usual. Thank you.x

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