So there I was variously on the floor, in a chair, in a hospital bed and the key thing is my brain is saying cheerfully to my lower half, "You're going to stand up now. Your bottom will rise. You will grasp firmly whatever is near to grasp firmly and haul yourself into a vertical position." And absolutely nothing happened. The lower half had downed tools, might have been made of papier mache.
Papier mache doesn't feel pain. Never any pain with this repulsive and ludicrous experience. At onset excruciating pain everywhere else afflicted. Presumably at that point I was marinated in inflammation so why no pain? Are the nerves involved?