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Having watched the exploits of new BMX game I would like to promote a new game! The RA Bra!

Contestants must have a chronic disease

An old tatty ill fitting Covid bra

No patience

Participants must put on bra in less than ten minutes- I’m on for a Bronze 4.22 mins and counting. 💐🙋🏻‍♀️

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😂😂😂😂

On the podium

I win!!! Gold medal 🥇 I give up let them hang or wear a vest 😂😂😂

Swing low sweet chariot 😅

😂😂😂

Unfortunately yes that is me post covid fat building exercises!

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Green230461 in reply to J1707

Cheeky!

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Green230461 in reply to J1707

Originality points

I don't bother unless I'm going out then it's step into a sports bra and pull it up, a bit of an effort but it's works for me and it's great exercise too! 😁

I think if I managed to get into a pull-on sports bra, I might never get it off without a pair of scissors! 😄

😆😆😆 At your peril!!

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ABwn in reply to ElizabethW

😂😂😂

Scissors I might resort to that!

Good idea!

Extra points for originality

😅

🤣🤣🤣No cheating with a front fastening one either

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Gnarli in reply to MadBunny

Aw Shucks. I love my zip up front loader

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MadBunny in reply to Gnarli

Loader. Love it !!!

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Green230461 in reply to MadBunny

Spin around extra points

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MadBunny in reply to Green230461

🤣🤣🤣

😂 Love it.

My preferred method is to do it up at the front, then move it round the right way. That’s not cheating with a front fastening one....

It’s the only way I can do it too. 🙄

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K3-2 in reply to Lolabridge

🙋🏻‍♀️ I do it this way too 😆

On for the gold there!

Is that the Tokyo move?

I would encourage those with big boobies to try bravissimo. They are more expensive, but are industrial strength and last well. I only put them on to go out, but it’s quite uplifting 😂 If you are up to it, they will measure and size you in the shop x

I have given up wearing them at home…. Sometimes it’s far too much drama and wears me out. I’ve outgrown all my ‘sleep bras’… anyone else put on ridiculous amounts of weight 😳

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Lolabridge in reply to CripLady

I’m a Bravissimo fan too. But I don’t dare go without!

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Gnarli in reply to Lolabridge

Me neither. I don't want sore knees 😉

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Lolabridge in reply to Gnarli

😂

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Green230461 in reply to Gnarli

What an image! Up on the medal podium

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Biofreak in reply to Gnarli

🤣😂🤣😭

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Green230461 in reply to CripLady

Thank you that is my next port of call

Thanks for the laugh 🤣😂

Thankyou for making me smile. As I struggle with bras some days I don't bother wearing them, there's only me and the mogs who watch with a 'what is she doing now' expression. Are you going to train for a gold medal?🐕

You are not allowed spectators!

Ha ha Fasten it at the front swivel it round, shoulder straps on. Then rest before putting t shirt on.

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J1707 in reply to sunnyweek

Can’t swivel it belly too big it gets stuck 😂

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Gnarli in reply to J1707

😂😂😂😂😂

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Biofreak in reply to J1707

😂🤣😂🤣😭

🤣🤣🤣 I've just laughed that hard I've got bubbles coming out of my nose 🤣

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springcross in reply to Bootoo

😝🤧😁

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Bootoo in reply to springcross

🤣🤣🤣

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springcross in reply to Bootoo

😁

I think I could do a hook and twist in 3 minutes flat!

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MadBunny in reply to ElizabethW

What about getting your arms in though🤔🤣

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Lolabridge in reply to MadBunny

Yes that can take a while on bad days 😂

Brilliant! At least we still have a sense of humour. Well done namesake.

😂😂😂🤣

😂😂😂😂

I’m a weak feeble lady with big boobies and no way could I go without. My solution may be considered cheating but I find a man ( usually one around the house - husband) and he’s become very good at helping me on with it. 50 years ago he’d probably been taking it off. Lol

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Green230461 in reply to Lotphie

Cheeky- extra points for originality

This made me giggle 😄, also trying to lift your feet up to put your breeks on is interesting 😉

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Wobbies in reply to snoopy29

Yes I can give up bras especially now Gillian Anderson has but cannot give up knickers. I dream of standing on one leg to put them on with no drama.

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GranAmie in reply to snoopy29

but surely you use your grabber?? ..... doesn't everybody ? x

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CripLady in reply to GranAmie

Is that to help put your boobs in your bra?? 🤣

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snoopy29 in reply to CripLady

😂😂

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GranAmie in reply to CripLady

not so far, but who knows?? LOL 😜

Thanks for the laughs everyone 😎

Thank you Green for creating the opportunity. x

And elimination if you get stuck 😁

Thanks for this thread xx

Gave me a good laugh today ( and yes I have problems too)😁😁😁

It is dreadful really😎

Love that. Could give you a run for your medal🙃🥉

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Green230461 in reply to Goldsky

You would win I can’t run😉

Could I ask if there's a "doubles" version of the event when you can include a partner (possibly other half, but not exclusively)? I might be tempted to enter that. You could award points for getting the bra the right way up and not inside out on first attempt; knowing how to tighten the straps; being able to do all the hooks in one go and on the appropriate tightness, and checking things aren't wonky at the front!

You could be docked points for eye rolling (person having bra put on), sighing or tutting (both parties), or childish sniggering if the boobs are uneven at the front (person doing the putting on).

Instant disqualification for remarks such as "for ****** sake, you'd think you've never done this before" and "it's not my fault it's too tight, you weren't this wide yesterday!"

Just my thoughts - obviously not coming from vast experience!!😅😉😳xx

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J1707 in reply to Kags1068

😂😂😂you have too much time on your hands for such a detailed reply. You are head judge on bra dressing an expert in your field 😂😂😂x

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Kags1068 in reply to J1707

Too much time? I don't know what you mean! 😅😅 Action packed days here in my bedroom cum living quarters! (No, not in that way - I knew what you would be thinking there)!🤭😉

Thank you for recognising my expertise in the bra dressing arena - obviously honed over time! Just wait until I get started on the socks on/off event with or without a sock aid (bloomin useless they are). Doubles again, of course!! 😅😅😅xx

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J1707 in reply to Kags1068

We definitely need RA olympics 😂😂 getting to the toilet when stiff in the night . Freestyle and content points. Carrying a cup of tea without leaving half the tea on the floor 😂😂the list is endless x

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Kags1068 in reply to J1707

God, isn't it? Finally a sporting activity we can partake in! The toilet one is a minefield!! That's before we include the use of tena pads, just in case we're too slow!! As for the tea, haven't yet been able to make one since my accident as I can't stand for long enough not weight bearing, and can't reach my arms across the bloody gutter frame to get anywhere near the kettle or anything else!! Still, it's mostly keeping me out of the fridge too as trying to get the door open and then get in it is almost impossible!!! These Olympics would go on for ever!!!😅😅xx

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Green230461 in reply to Kags1068

Door opening champion? What about the crisp packet gold trophy?

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Kags1068 in reply to Green230461

I definitely don't think I'm good enough to enter door opening champion yet ....... as for crisp packet gold trophy, if it's purely based on the amount of crisps we can eat, then I would be the gold winner hands down! If it's for opening the bloomin packets, then that would depend on whether we would be allowed to use our teeth as an aid, as that's how I have to do it!! X😆😆

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Deeb1764 in reply to J1707

Ohhh that is me drink to sofa challenge without spilling!

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Deeb1764 in reply to Deeb1764

Apparently from kitchen to sofa I have my tongue out in concentration of task

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J1707 in reply to Deeb1764

Hubby said he will never loose me as he just follows the tea trail😂😂mind you Darcy foxed him the other day by following me an licking it up 😂😂

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Green230461 in reply to Deeb1764

Obviously a photo finish!

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jojoishere in reply to Kags1068

🤣😅

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Green230461 in reply to Kags1068

Sock event? Are the Tokyo Olympics really that advanced?

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Kags1068 in reply to Green230461

Perhaps not!😅 perhaps the sock event is one for the future? We can live in hope!😄🤞

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Green230461 in reply to Kags1068

Sounds like something to ask Andy Murray about!

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Green230461 in reply to Kags1068

We could have a medley event four people doing separate bits!

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Kags1068 in reply to Green230461

Like it - now that does sound interesting. I could definitely enter the team event for getting up and down our front door step atm, as I have my dad in front of me, hubby behind me and mum in the background talking about totally unrelated things and testing my concentration!! Could catch on? X😉😆

🤦‍♀️ Love this post 🤣

This as made me belly laugh so much reading this 🤣 😂 😆 just what the doctor ordered xx

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