Awesome! I've just got a message on here from someone offering to do a healing spell for me. AND IT'S ALL IN CAPITAL LETTERS SO IT MUST BE GENUINE AND UTTERLY RELIABLE.
Can't wait to get going. I don't have a live chicken to slaughter, so I've got one out the freezer. I hope that will be acceptable.
In real life, in the real world, where most people still are not looking to make a quick buck out of others' suffering and desperation, I have not replied.
Has anyone else had this message?