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Fitbit Flex 2 (part 2), "Let there be Sync/Light" book of Genesis!


The book of Genesis 1.3

The First Day: Sync

And the Lord sayeth until the meek

(me), Go get a Dongle and the meek obeyed!

The dongle of immense value (£8) was transported and held with tender care by 'Amazon' the lone courier over great distances and harsh lands only tolerable by those with 'saintly virtues' to reach my humble abode; "now with determination and perseverance young man plug in your dongle to your computer and pray my son" sayeth the Lord, and I obeyed.

I selected 'with trepidation' my fitbit app on my lap top, and the lord responded by noting the 'lap top' was formless and void, and darkness was over the surface of the 'screen', however the spirit of God was moving over the surface of my keyboard. Then God said, "Let there be Sync "; and there was Sync, Praise the Lord I uttered!!.

God saw that the Sync was good; and God had illuminated the Sync from the darkness of the screen, and happiness was all encompassing.

The Lord then sayeth unto me "My work is done my child, your computer is now syncronised with your Flex2, now 'LOSE' that 3 stone weight in confidence,I diverted my eyes donned the wrist band of technological wizardry in the safe knowledge I was now being observed by my appointed guardian angel; Fitbit!!.

and so endeth the lesson.

Happy Days !!!!!!! :-)

15 Replies
YellowRose554st 7lbs

Brilliant. :D

Enjoy your fitbit and good luck with reaching your 3st target. I have a fitbit flex which as been a great help with keeping me motivated with wlaking more and staying on track with my calories.

Have a great fitbit week. :)

NinjaW784lbs in reply to YellowRose55

You toooooooooooo!

NinjaW784lbs in reply to YellowRose55

Ha!!! would you believe it? , after just putting it on my wrist, I've just got an email telling me to take it off and charge it. Technology isn't it great!!!!!

YellowRose554st 7lbs in reply to NinjaW78

:D :D

Hidden1 stone

Amen NinjaW78.

Wee tip, don't charge it using your laptop, buy a usb hub from Amazon your saviour.😜😜

Enjoy your journey in losing the 1lbs.

NinjaW784lbs in reply to Hidden

Let's get one thing straight I'mo not a vicar :-) :-) There are to many sins in my locker :-) however Bless you my child for this info' and I shall consult my 'Saviour'

Hidden1 stone in reply to NinjaW78


hahahh :D may you lose many a pund with your new guardian!

ArctoLindyRestart March 2020

This made me laugh 😂 especially when you got the email after all your struggles! I have a Charge 2 and find it very helpful.

NinjaW784lbs in reply to ArctoLindy

I now starting to think the only reason I'm losing weight because my wallet is getting thinner, what with the amount of money it's all costing me :-)

VickyDLM2 stone in reply to NinjaW78

You know, I hadn't thought about it that way, but you may well be right........

Good luck with the new technology, I hope it helps. :)

And thanks for the laugh, I do love a silly post. :D

NinjaW784lbs in reply to VickyDLM

Oh trust me it wasn't intended to be a silly post there was a form of truth behind it, I needed some form of inspiration after my disaster the other day, prior to the dongle and my phone non compatibility.

I was just so relieved when it fired up and started working. ;-)

VickyDLM2 stone in reply to NinjaW78

I know what you mean, technology can have that effect! :)


May your steps be long and fast and may they go forth and multiply and may your heart beat fast until you lay you down to sleep

technology is a nightmare. Had a message from my provider "you are whizzing through your data and you have almost run out ." REALLY. SO.Back to laptop but not sure if that will last. Good job it is nearly weekend and offspring will hopefully sort it for me. My daughter set up my fitbit and I can put it on to charge. Sum total of my skill. Sure you will triumph.

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