The book of Genesis 1.3
The First Day: Sync
And the Lord sayeth until the meek
(me), Go get a Dongle and the meek obeyed!
The dongle of immense value (£8) was transported and held with tender care by 'Amazon' the lone courier over great distances and harsh lands only tolerable by those with 'saintly virtues' to reach my humble abode; "now with determination and perseverance young man plug in your dongle to your computer and pray my son" sayeth the Lord, and I obeyed.
I selected 'with trepidation' my fitbit app on my lap top, and the lord responded by noting the 'lap top' was formless and void, and darkness was over the surface of the 'screen', however the spirit of God was moving over the surface of my keyboard. Then God said, "Let there be Sync "; and there was Sync, Praise the Lord I uttered!!.
God saw that the Sync was good; and God had illuminated the Sync from the darkness of the screen, and happiness was all encompassing.
The Lord then sayeth unto me "My work is done my child, your computer is now syncronised with your Flex2, now 'LOSE' that 3 stone weight in confidence,I diverted my eyes donned the wrist band of technological wizardry in the safe knowledge I was now being observed by my appointed guardian angel; Fitbit!!.
and so endeth the lesson.
Happy Days !!!!!!!