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[whwiechm]

Sixty is the worst age to be, said Ruth the 60 year old, You always feel as though you have to pee and most of the time nothing happens.

Ah that’s nothing, said the 70 year old Maxine. When you’re 70 , you don’t have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens.

Actually, said Gilda, the 80 year old, 80 is the worst age of all.

Do you have trouble peeing too? asked Ruth

No, I pee every morning at 6am .I pee like a racehorse, no problem at all.

Do you have trouble with your bowel movements? Maxine questioned.

No, I have one every morning at 6.30 am Gilda responded

Puzzled with this Ruth said, Let’s get this straight, You pee every morning at 6 am, and poop every morning at 6.30 am. So what’s so tough about been 80?

I don’t wake up until 7.

[falalalala]

😅😅😅

[Kit10]

I have a feeling of deja vu

[kycmary]

That is a good one! Mary lolol

[Humbrd]

🤣 hahaha

[Elle61]

😄😄