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Sixty is the worst age to be said Ruth the 60 year old, you always feel as though you have to pee and most of the time nothing happens.

Ah that’s nothing said the 70 year old Maxine When you’re 70 , you don’t have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens.

Actually said Gilda, the 80 year old, 80 is the worst age of all.

Do you have trouble peeing too? asked Ruth

No, I pee every morning at 6am I pee like a racehorse, no problem at all.

Do you have trouble with your bowel movements? Maxine questioned.

No, I have one every morning at 6.30 am Gilda responded

Puzzled with this Ruth said, Let’s get this straight, You pee every morning at 6 am,

and poop every morning at 6.30 am. So what’s so tough about been 80?

I don’t wake up until 7. 😂

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mathematics

Love it thanks

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bxrmom

😅😂

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Cutefreckles72

Now that's a good one. 🤣

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mrsmike

Thanks, I needed that!

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Helpmeup

You made my day! 🤣🤣🤣

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Xvettech

😂

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Onslow729

That’s honestly made my day 🥲

Smiling 😊 this early in the morning is a real tonic. 😚

I just need to find some Gin now 😋😂

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Robsmom

😂😂😂

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kerry0915

Thank you so much for this I needed this this morning❤️

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KarenUSA

good one😂

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Amore55

Hilarious!!!

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Morllyn

😬 Oh great, so that’s what I have to look forward to!🤣

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Greentime

😂

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mrsmike9

Haha! That doesn't leave me much to look forward to! 😁

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Brindisi1

Thank you for a good belly laug

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lbenmaor

😀👍🌺

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falalalala

😅😅😅

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Tazmanian

I'd laugh if it wasn't true

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hairbrain4

🤣🤣🤣

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CatsandCars

Good one, Jimeka. Thanks for sharing it with us! 🤣

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309Ygi

😂

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Kenu

😱🤪🤣😂

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