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Breaking down in the middle of the night.

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greaterexp

Great one!

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Sandydemop

I had to read it twice but yes!

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Well, if you wet your pants, pushing this person, on the swing, and laughing, no one will know, TexasLawman 🤣 And I won't tell anyone!

Keep Smiling :-D

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hairbrain4

I'm afraid that would be one push I might regret later!

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Royjr

Nice!! I didn’t get it at first but after reading it again I get it.

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Allen5280

One really really good push would solve the whole issue!! Drunk on a swing would becone drunk face down in the mud.... it is 3am after all!

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jimeka

Wasn’t expecting that 😂

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Kenu

😂🤣😆😉 Ken 🐾🐾🐾🐾

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rjoneslaw

funny

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twooldcrows

oh love it ....sounds like something one would ask for ...ahhahhahahah....

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goatgal

Love it! I hope the drunk was given a BIG push.

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Amore55

Oh, too funny! 😂🤣😅😂🤣😅

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Humbrd

I tried to tell this joke last night from memory and totally messed up the punch line. 😕 It was much funnier when I read it.

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IFwczs

Great, thanks!

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2littletime

Hahahahaha...

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