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It’s dark in here.

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A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.

She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball."

Man - "That's nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it?"

Man - "No, thanks."

Boy - "My dad's outside."

Man - "OK, how much?"

Boy - "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."

Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball glove."

The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy - "$750"

Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

Boy - "$1,000"

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."

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rjoneslaw profile image
rjoneslaw

I luv it that’s the best one yet.

Can you top it? That’s your challenge if you choose to accept

Kenu profile image
Kenu

That’s a great one 😂🤣😆😅😊 Ken 🐾🐾

That was 😂😅🤣🤣🤣😂

🙏❤Lisa💕

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Sandydemop

Still funny

Kitsey profile image
Kitsey

Great! Thanks for making me smile. Please keep them coming.

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Mermaidia11

That was funny Cowboy 🤠

You are a unique personality, and have cheered us all up no end

Are you okay to post generic jokes?

No one has been offended apart from this rouge administrator, Who clearly feels that they do not have to explain themselves and their actions, but you do?!

I am thinking that you should become an administrator, because you clearly understand the benefit of having a laugh…-

Laughter is the best the best medicine after all! (with Snails being a close second of course - but I was accused of spamming)

We are all veterans here, and perhaps therefore not as politically correct, clearly they don’t understand the demographic, the importance of laughter ...

Main thing is we are all still here

in reply to Mermaidia11

Well said

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Sweetheartonvdayl in reply to Mermaidia11

Screw That!!!

Politically correct, my &#%!!!!

❤Lisa💕

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JTZES

Thanks you have brightened my day.

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IFwczs

I hope this is not the last one...

Elle61 profile image
Elle61

LOL

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2littletime

Hahahahaha

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Ohmywhynot

Hilarious

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bxrmom

That was great haha Thanks for the smile today :)

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janetb1968

That is well funny! Still giggling xxxx lol 😃👍🏻

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mrsmike9

Hahaha!!!

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Sandydemop

keep them coming! I love your sense of humor.

If someone is offended they can see a therapist and try to understand why it bothers them. (really).

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