Useless facts

[TexasLawman]

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)

[agapepilgrim]

You are a crazy lawman! Did you back up these facts with Snopes? Or is fakes news? No wonder pigs are so fat! And dolphins are so nice! Do you have any useful facts? Did you know giraffes sleep a avg of 30 min a night about 5 min at a time?

[TexasLawman in reply to agapepilgrim]

No, but the pig! LOLOLOL

[Allen5280]

For all the women in my life who ever called me a pig... don't I WISH!!! 🐖🐷🐽 oink oink oink!

[Texandyroe in reply to Allen5280]

🤣🤪😂

[rjoneslaw]

I saw this b4

Yes the pig is enjoying himself

[bxrmom in reply to rjoneslaw]

I knew it sounded familiar and thought maybe it was something I saw before haha

[Entela15]

Thanks for the joke Texas Lawman. I hope you're feeling better. X

[Hidden]

🤔🐷🐷🐷. Lol.

Maybe my next life!

[daveh121]

This lockdown is really keeping me entertained.

I am happy you had time to think of all those.

Good job and thanks!

[twooldcrows]

sounds good to me...thank you keep up all of your knowledge ...sounds good...ahhahahhhahah..

[Kenu]

Good job 👏 Wow 😳 that lucky pig 🐖 🤣😂😜😆 Ken 🐾🐾

[erash]

🤣🤣🤣

[ck722]

That is why bacon is soooo good.

[Amore55]

You are amazing! Who knew...pigs? 30 minutes?

[Ali_B62]

It seems to be taking your mind off thoughts about other things at least. 😊