Help!

[TexasLawman]

I need a dark alley barber. I’ll pay cash with unmarked, pre circulated bills!

[Allen5280]

I could do it I just need some clippers and a #1 guard (1/8th inch) and it will be fairly quick too!

[greaterexp]

I know a guy...

[Allen5280 in reply to greaterexp]

😊🤣

[rjoneslaw]

I can do it what alley do you want to meet in?

Je peux le faire dans quelle ruelle veux-tu rencontrer?

[twooldcrows]

aahhahahhaah

[lauranell2u]

I have some dog clippers...I'm sure I can hook you up! hahahaha

[StacyHayward]

I did my son and husband this week. I can only do one basic cut though!

[carolek572 CommunityAmbassador]

You have no ears, so it should be quick and easy, TexasLawman

[falalalala]

I have a weed wacker with a 6 foot handle...

[agapepilgrim]

Just use your own scissors. Who cares?

[pamgarner in reply to agapepilgrim]

my hairdresser called me and ask me how long my hair is and pleaded not to cut it myself, she said when she goes back, her job will be a nightmare with people cutting and coloring their own hair!

[pamgarner]

my dr. purposely shaves his head,i told him i need his barber,he said he hears that all day long with his patients and he is going to start selling ball caps

[JTZES]

You can just take a road trip to Georgia.

[mrsmike9]

I once had my license. I set down my husband and 2 sons yesterday and put quite a bunch of hair in the trash! Sometimes it's handy knowing how to do that!