She was afraid to step out on the boardwalk
She was as nervous as nervous could be
She was afraid to go out on the boardwalk
She was afraid what the people would see:
One two three four, tell the people what she wore!
It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny purple bubble wrap bikini
That she wore for the first time today
She was afraid she’d stumble down woodsteps
Or the bubble wrap might blow away.'
One two three four, tell the people what she wore!
It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny purple bubble wrap bikini
That she wore for the first time today
She was afraid of the bubble wrap poppers
And those folks who might greet her with glee
As they wielded long wooden splinters
The bubble wrap bubbles to free…
One two three four, tell the people what she wore!
It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny purple bubble wrap bikini
That she wore for the first time today
She walked 'cross the sand to the water
The bikini was stuck to her skin
When she entered the deep salty ocean,
We feared she would soon float away.
One two three four, tell the people what she wore!
It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny purple bubble wrap bikini
That she wore for the first time today
She’sdrifting across the Atlantic,
Like bottles tossed into the sea.
When she washes ashore in dear England
Please RSVP quickly to me.
One two three four, tell the people what she wore!
It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny purple bubble wrap bikini
That she wore for the first time today
So if you are wearing a swimsuit
Of bubbles wrapped tightly enough
Be sure to stay out of the water
Or prepare for a seaworthy voyage
And greet dear Jimeka for me!
Thanks to Julie and falalalala and everyone else who encourages my craziness. and apologies to the original composer and lyricist (Paul Vance, Lee Pockriss)
Scary experience 
"You Really Need to Re-Think That"
Truth or lie?
Small packages 
Lost my little Cody doggie today
